Wiseblood

They haven't had an I50 for the first 12 minutes this term.

I LOVE HIM, I WANT TO BOOF HIM, GET HIM UP 'ERE!!!

Jake Melksham has been unbelievable today. What a gun.

Dude, you quoted me on this earlier. My post was in regards to Tommy Mac kicking his third goal for the second term. I know he has 4 goals, but he kicked three in the second quarter, which is what I was referring to. I don't know what you're not getting.

It's not 50 because we're 70 points up.

The rain has turned it into a [censored] poor game. Take away the rain and we're 100 points up by now.

I was there that day. We obliterated them and it was glorious.

I don't need this sort of sensibility when we're smashing the pants of them, Chook!

Good ol' Jed Lamb. The classic case of someone who loves to dish it out but cries in the rooms when it's given back to him. What a spud.

I AM FROTHING AT THE MOUTH!!!!!

We have a serious appetite for this contest right now. We are smashing them in every area and not holding back. It's bloody fantastic!!

Sandy Roberts just referred to Salem as 'Saad'. Time to hang up the microphone big fella.

I love Bayley Fritsch as well.

I love Jakey Melksham.

Carlton aren't a threat to his beloved Pies. We are. That's why he's barracking hard for them.

He kicked one of those in the first term. 3 in the second.

Much, much better quarter of footy. 7 goals to 2 is a big tick and proof our forward line is now clicking. We missed Tommy Mac badly in the first part of the season. Oliver, Viney and Hogan have been quiet by their standards but we are well on top which is further proof of the depth of talent and quality we have in this side at the moment. Smith has had 9 touches, 3 marks, 4 tackles and a few hitouts as well. Some are knocking him but I think he's been terrific so far.

Absolutely spot on RTG. One of the best recruits over the last few years. His cool head, good disposal and knack to find the goals have been invaluable.

Or watch Tommy Mac kick his third for the term.

Bernie gives us one of those every month.

Jesus are the Blues landing some of the softest free kicks you've ever seen. We are so much better than them. Tim Smith isn't doing too bad at all. Took a ripper mark deep in defence and his ability to get around the ground well is very handy.

Also, this is a classic Carlton game. They flood the contest and flood our forward line because they know how bad they are. They are fantastic at bringing the opposition down to their shitty level. We just need to keep at it and put the pressure on and they'll fold. God I hate Carlton.

Carlton are so bad. They are doing nothing but going the man after every contest and finding cheap goals. We are 4 times the side they are. We just need to settle and put it on the scoreboard. They won't go with us for 4 quarters. The 50m decision was absolute rubbish and what Max did is what every player does each time they're on the mark. Outrageous decision.

I remember us wearing it for a Retro Round game in Perth many years ago. Is that the one you're thinking of... ?

Dom Tyson.