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Unbelievable. After all these years! THANK YOU, BOYS! THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!!!

That's it boys. Share the goals around. There's plenty for everyone.

Holy mother of God. This is really going to happen!

Let's all have a quiet contemplative moment to consider the remarkable position we've put ourselves in. Thank you very much. NOW BURY THEM DEMONS!!!

One quarter left. Is this thing really going to happen?

They've thrown everything they've got at us, but they didn't reckon on the MIGHT OF THE DEMONS

So grand finals aren't over at quarter time? How long has his been going on?

The number of times the Dogs blatantly throw the ball to get out of trouble is a fair dinkum disgrace to the game of Aussie Rules football.

So ... is this a thing? Melbourne leading in a grand final? I'm a bit out of my depth here.

GO DEMONS!!!

THIS IS NOT A DRILL MELBOURNE ABOUT TO PLAY IN GRAND FINAL

Does anyone know what you're supposed to do when it's 15 minutes before your team plays in a grand final?

WA fans at the game, give em your all for all the rest of us.

Now I'm nervous just having watched Melbourne Storm play just off the boil and go down by 4 points. Mighty game but they were just a tick off the whole way.

"HELLO? YEAH, I'M AT A PLACE CALLED .... SCHITT'S CREEK"

Well here we are. What a ride it's been. Best year to be a Demon supporter since ... choose your year, but it was a long time ago! We have been the best team all season. Our system is strong. Our pressure is fantastic. We have players purpose built from birth for finals football. Viney & Sparrow to start with. Clarry, Petracca ... their natural environment is finals. Harmes, "David" Bowey ... the list goes on. In the "champion team" vs "team of champions" spectrum, we are at the "champion team" end. But we have champion players too. Targetting Max? Sure. Of course they will. But we are not the team of 2019 when Port did it. Back then we were nice young lads who'd just finished brushing the lace collars of our velvet suits. Of course we were put off by a bit of ruffianly treatment. Now we have plenty of mongrel in our team. Not spiteful mongrel, like Essendon of 2000. Simple-minded determination and narrow focus mongrel. Things that could stop us ... from most likely to least likely: - Bad kicking for goal. Remember Geelong 2008, North Melbourne 1998. Game over at half time had they kicked straight. - Dogs have a blinder. Everything goes right for them. Multiple players playing out of their skins. (This includes an armchair ride from umps.) Oh well. Sometimes it happens. - We don't execute. Things are just off and our system fires on 3 cylinders. Dogs could win it. They're a good team and won't roll over no matter what. But it's the day of the Demon. We can and will win. GO DEMONS!!

Yeah, but a good day, so enjoy every moment.

Enjoy it. Savour it. Doesn't come along very often so soak it up! GO DEMONS!!!

Jesus Christ, he's worse than that?!?!?!?

Just for a complete change of topic, this talk of Jack Viney got me thinking about something entirely different, and nothing at all to do with Jack Viney. THE LEGEND OF THE GOLEM Steeped in Jewish folklore, the basic story of the golem typically follows a given path: a highly intelligent, learned person — usually a rabbi — creates a being out of clay to serve the Jewish community. That being is then given a sort of quasi-life after a person carves or otherwise installs a mystical phrase like the secret name of God onto the creature's body. It awakens as a golem. Though silent, it's tremendously strong and not terribly thoughtful. Often, something goes awry, like a poorly worded command, and the golem turns from a helpful protector to a community menace. Its creator is then forced to put the creature down, often by altering its life-giving inscription. As the story generally goes, Rabbi Loew created the golem to serve the Jewish community of 16th century Prague, which was beset by antisemitism. He took clay from a nearby river and built the golem, inscribing emet on the creature's forehead. The golem went on to do both mundane and wondrous things, from protecting the people in the Jewish ghetto to summoning the spirits of those who were long dead. Eventually, the golem went on a rampage, tearing apart the Jewish community, and Loew was forced to smear the clay inscription to met [i.e., destroy the golem]. I'm sensing a rampage tomorrow night in Perth, and hopefully our coaching team have the magical inscription to bring the golem back under control after the match is over. Not that this has anything to with Jack Viney.

Viney in a grand final. Terrifying proposition (for the Bulldogs). A bit like when your mate has had too much "substances" and you're trying to keep him under control. BT is widely believed to be sub-human.

Stop teasing! We're dreaming as it is. (Aren't we?)

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Forgive me for missing the point completely, but what I got from the OP is that Germans can be Catholics.

Wherever you go, make it a ripper.