John Demonic

Yup. Hope Petracca was watching the final mark at the end with Darcy jumping into him with both knees. They're not your mates, you naive boy.

I'm a paid up spiritual donor for the Simon Goodwin Healing Journey, and I couldn't give a stuff about players, lists and game-plans. It's all about self improvement, connection and love! But no, seriously, I had a similar feeling early in the season. He was talking a lot about himself and the journey he's on as a person and coach to get better. I had a thought at the time: Am I on this persons personal journey or am I the fan of a football club?

The one part of the AFL that is lagging behind sporting codes around the world like the EPL or NBA, is that we hold onto coaches a year or two longer than we should. Owners and GM's over there are prepared to make the tough calls because they will not accept a protracted period of mediocrity. 2 years of failure after the highest of success and you're done. For some reason, AFL clubs need to see 3, 4 or even 5 seasons of poor performances before it's over. Holding on too long with the hope that it will turn around. I wonder who will be coaching us in 2027 eh.

Was 2021 the only season the umpiring wasn't corrupt or fixed?

Spoke too soon!

We should be beating a team with Jagga Smith on the sidelines

Only way we get back our 1st is if Petracca is traded

It was rumoured ages ago. Are there only a handful of demonlanders that heard it and have since been watching his poor efforts through the lens of him having one foot out the door?

And Essendons!

The episodes with Ryan from the Demon Army are the better ones. He's very measured, articulate and non-reactionary, while still being passionate.

Maybe he can be our forward coach after getting a degree in sports management

If it was touched they'd still be up by 15 points, and we'd be still kicking to JVR in a wrestling contest with 3 defenders and/or hail marying a shot from outside 50. We lost it in the 2nd quarter

If he doesn't get another game, he'll be an undefeated demon footballer with two wins from two games. I wonder how many of them there have been throughout history!?

How else are we meant to fix our messi goalkicking?

Glad someone has actually looked at the ladder recently!