John Demonic

I suspect Jack grew up kicking a chewed up deflated footy around the backyard with the family pitbull

He shall forthwith be nicknamed The Grand High Wizard, and all footy fans and media institutions must refer to him as such. And put trust in his otherworldly magical powers with ball in hand, despite not having shown them on the big stage yet.

To be fair, there's a bunch of identical players with the same mullet & bum fluff stache combo

Yes. It's written in the footscray football club constitution 4th Strike - You're traded to Melbourne

Rivdog getting out of an ice bath

Feel for the bloke. It must be hard to stay on an AFL list when your surname is Culley

It seems the term "Selection integrity" has been overused and is difficult to comprehend. How about we rename it to "Having principles" or "standing for something" to get the point across It has nothing to do with the perceived capability or potential of the player you're bringing in.

Wouldn't put it past this week being more about token droppings/selections as well as pitting a player like Fullarton up against it, so he can be easily written off. We're a cynical bunch here at demonland

Plugger Fullarton is in!!!

The boys are preparing for relegation to the A League. And then we can move into the AAMI Park facility. Home base ✅

We are the Culture Club

We'll have to give him part ownership of the new Caulfield Home base, to fit him in the cap

At this rate, he'll choose the Tigers

John Longmires WhatsApp account?

The 3rd quarter retrospectively amounts to junktime goals, if you don't go on with it and the opposition simply restore the 40 point deficit that existed prior to. It's fools gold, I can't believe the club is clinging to it . Edit. Furthermore: Winning it out of the centre Is not a sustainable game plan for winning a 4 quarter game footy. It's not the 90s