—coach—

Really hoping for some tighter camera views this quarter, I mean I can see the pimples on their face alright, but really struggling to count the individual hairs on their chin.

We just have absolutely no composure

[censored] this team. [censored] the bed every bloody time

I cannot believe we’ve made the same mistake as we did against the saints by having game winners on the bench at exactly the worst time

[censored] YOU MELBOURNE

This is a total cluster [censored] of [censored] coaching. How can you have your best players benched at this stage of the game

This club kills me.

Yes we can, he’s ultimately responsible for how we play

So they’re allowed to have 3 players in the protected zone, but we can’t have a player within 30m without them paying a 50. This umpiring is a cluster [censored]

Sub Jefferson now

Christ we are woeful.

It boggles the mind how we can be so [censored] at kicking a footy

I reckon that was the most enjoyable game so far this season! During the first quarter I was in a meeting with my local footy club discussing how we can improve the development of our younger players. During the second quarter I cleaned up the front yard. During the third quarter I watched our friends place get auctioned off. During the 4th quarter I was preparing our windows ready for installation into our extension. Can somebody tell me how the team went? On second thought, its been a great day, let's not spoil it.

Wow every week we think we’ve seen the worst of the umpiring and then a whole new low is reached

[censored] Oliver you can be so [censored]