Ethan Tremblay

Sparrow rarely misses when he’s moving.

Port Adelaide’s string-bean lippy players [censored] me to tears. Run through them and make the sooks earn it.

Yeewwwww Fritta!

Far out. That was out on the full..

Light, agile and fast.

Burgoyne’s been on the helium again.

Does Dixon know a bird has made a nest on top of this head?

Jesus Christ Derm… I like you, but please shut up.

Win, lose or draw, Derm’s hair is the real winner in this game.

Sarah Jones: “Ross Lyon is putting on a coaching masterclass”. Hmmmmm

These teams are poo (and not the satisfying type).

He doesn’t have…. “The Edge”.

Hopefully Petty remembers which way he’s kicking.

That was two years ago. A man’s not an elephant.

I can’t remember the last time we beat Port.

Where does “crom” come from?

Unwatchable.

How was that a free?? He ducked and then stayed down to take the tackle head high.

One more soft free to Carlton and I’m going for a walk. That’ll show the AFL.

Or McKay, apparently.

I can’t deal with Curnow’s goal celebration. Every.Time.

Out with nostril awareness* *joke joke.

Shut up BT.. Nick Daicos.. 28 touches. 22 uncontested. Overrated.

Nothing new in that article, at all. Ralphy just making it up as he goes.