Ethan Tremblay

http://www.wwos.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=9005192 According to this article three Vic clubs are chasing Treloar and we're not one of them.

He's in a corner crying.

He was even better in the games he played this year. He was clearly fitter and a little faster. He was exciting to watch and took the game on. He's someone we definitely retain.

If Mick was still in charge, a packet of twisties and he'd probably take it. A late second round pick?

That would be correct. The Goji berry stand at the Fremantle Markets has been replaced with Kiwiberries.The guy selling them said he uses the over ripened ones to clean his beard and man bun. Goji berries are so mainstream. I did buy a pack, they were ok. I walked past a homeless man and gave him some. He said he would have preferred a cheeseburger.

http://mobile.news.com.au/sport/afl/melbourne-youngster-jesse-hogan-delivers-the-sledge-of-the-season/story-fndv7pj3-1227374403584 We've all heard about this already (or should have) but it's good to see it made the news.

How about if you were at a restaurant and went to the bathroom and were doing your business next to someone who had just eaten asparagus? I love asparagus but not after eating it then urinating.

Ana Ivanovic (my future wife, she just doesn't know it yet) - Demons supporter.

I believe that's "Froggys"

Bananas are well known for being possessive of themselves

He is 195, I met him last season and he was much taller than my 186 (9cm taller in fact). Richo is 197 but he looks taller because he wears high heels.

Apologies if this article has already been posted - http://m.theage.com.au/afl/melbourne-demons/former-ainslie-midfielder-aaron-vandenberg-makes-afl-debut-with-melbourne-demons-against-gold-coast-suns-20150403-1mdzv2.html Nice story on Vanders. Moved to ACT, lost 10-15 kg's and worked his ass off. One of my favourite Demons, love and respect his work rate.

Any numbers come in for the crowd?

The Jimmy Toumpas Lounge

I think we have a total max. of 500kb worth of photos. You can delete some old ones in 'manage attachments' but still won't be enough. Just scale down the image.

You can buy the kit off ebay, getting the crystals to power it is a little harder...

Water........Tight.

The plan from the start was to get him as a FA when he's at his peak. That way we'll have him and Toumpas. It's a water tight plan.

Hence the kick, apparently [censored] is offensive. I think it was brought on because of people calling Demonfrog a Demonflog.I'm currently working on a flux capacitor so we can go back in time and choose Wines. Does anyone have a spare DeLorean? *Apparently my Demonflog theory was incorrect.

I'd rather kick a dead horse. Hang on...

Hopefully we learn from our mistakes and move on. The continuation of the Wines v Toumpas thread is truly ridiculous.

Absolutely loved the interview. Can't believe we have these two. Who was the interviewer? Thought she was great. Couldn't wipe the smiles from their faces and loved the banter between them.

In Nelson from the Simpsons voice.. Haahaa

GWS are just pick 1 whores, they can't help themselves.

Juice, juice and juice...