Ethan Tremblay

Now sit back and await Stuie with his barrage of multi-quoting.

I thought only teen girls and skanky mums got their noses pierced.

Around 2012 on a trip to China. The story goes Gawn walked into Scully's room after a dozen or so pints (I don't know how many he'd actually had) and spewed all over a sleeping Scully.

Does big red have mongrel in him?

Watched Captain America: Civil War last night and was completely underwhelmed. They are just becoming so dull and boring and aimed too much at children. The fight between the 'Heroes' at the airport was hard to watch it was that terrible. Age of Ultron was also horrible, I think my time watching Marvel movies is over.

Therein lies the problem, Stuie's horse is so high it can't lower itself enough to drink.

Was it a proper sex change or did he just learn that trick where you hide it between your legs?

I'm back in Perth, those assholes at Qantas wouldn't let me take my wire coat hanger onboard the plane. Jokes on them, they'll need it to unblock the toilet.

I've heard that before and I'm trying to work on it.

I do but fortunately haven't needed to use it as yet. I'm going to a dim sum and noodle house tonight so I'm guessing it will come in handy tomorrow morning.

If it happened to look like Bartel it could still pass as Jesus, I reckon it would smell better than his beard though.

I don't know what all the complaining was about, yes the trees are still charcoal but the undergrowth was looking particularly lush and rejuvenated and there are no more of those annoying koalas around. I went through Moggs Creek after holding one in for a few hours hoping I could unload on a statue of Dangerfield which the town had erected but couldn't find it.

Essendon drafted him again after we delisted him. Not sure how he went when he went back to them.

Will do thanks WB, we plan on finishing our trip in Apollo Bay, looks like we'll go through Wye River so we will call into the pub.

I have graced Lorne tonight with my presence. Is it true Max Gawn's parents run a cafe here? I'm pretty sure they would sell hash cookies.

It's a good move for us until he takes up another clubs offer. Then he's the sort of player we didn't really need anyway.

A lot has changed since then, some of the bigger ones are open until 9pm on a Thursday.

Big lips?

He's from Lake Grace, country WA. Was neighbours with Cale "the man" Morton.

Or you could just pee in the shower.

Looking forward to seeing this one HT. I really enjoyed What We Do In The Shadows, it had a bit of Flights of the Conchords humour about it.

I really enjoyed The Night Manager recently, good cast including Tom Hiddleston and Hugh Laurie, Olivia Colman was fantastic.

I'm not basing this on anything but he reminds me of the sort of player that will have one good season then do nothing else in his career.

Does anyone else feel awkward when you're eating a banana and make eye contact with another man?

Orchard Towers aka the four floors.