Ethan Tremblay

Tom Morris: Hi Christian Petracca. If you were out of contract tomorrow, and a club offered you $5mil a season for six more seasons, would you seek a trade? Christian Petracca: Yes. Tom Morris: In a bombshell admission, Christian Petracca states he would seek a trade tomorrow, if he were out of contract. If I could go back in time, have my spine removed, and become a weak man with no morals or integrity, I reckon I’d make a great journalist.

That’s exactly what Tom would say.

Did you do a search on Demonland? I’m certain the rumour originated on here a few days ago.

Tom gets his “news” from here.

If he’s a spud, what does that make Albo? Mashed potato?

If Carlton don’t make the finals, that’s gotta be one of the biggest chokes of all time. To miss with that list would be harder than making the finals.

Did someone at the G drop their guts and clear out the stands?

Worst score review ever

Bad miss by Luke “Mummy’s Boy” Jackson.

I actually think this will be much closer than what people are expecting. Port by 78 points in a tight one.

Wait… they gave up pick 34 and a future first for Schultz?! That is mental.

Have turned it off. Just can’t get into the footy much these days. Free kick, free kick, flop, score review, score review, score review. So darn boring. Less than 10 minutes of play time and 11 free kicks.

Shouldn’t that have been a free kick from the centre?

Maybe we don’t want to blood him while we’re down and out.

Jefferson gets selected. Doesn’t kick 10 goals on debut. Demonlanders call to trade him.

When he was interviewed last week, he sounded pretty authentic about staying at Port.

100%. I remember back in my military days, when a new person was about to join the unit, the most common first question was, “what’s he like?” If the response was, “he’s a good bloke”, my response would be that I didn’t care if he was a good bloke, is he a good leader and solider? Too nice, you’ll just be walked all over.

Please don’t assume Goodwin’s gender.

People are looking at the Jordon (and to a lesser extent, Harmes) discussion wrong (wrongly?). They weren’t stars but they were often solid contributors, much better than the current players that we have in our names best 23. Having a very solid bottom six, in that 23, is key.

Oliver: one foot out…

I’m hoping we just had heavy legs leftover from loading.

Turner is a forward. I am a fan though of how we like to mix it up and keep it fresh and exciting by putting players out of position.

When the players outnumber the crowd.

Hope so.

Shut up Jeremy Howe.