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Sorry, misunderstood, didn't know Marlon had girlfriends...

I agree entirely. That's because most feminists are Turkish Muslims. I happen to know that for a fact.

Just saying, as they say. It's a grand hypothesis, don't you think? Blame it all on the friggin olive trees planted in Australia recently, and the alpacas and the grape vines. It's certainly not car emissions, couldn't be, we've had cars since 1910. I think we're onto something Twitter, we've solved the climate change debate. It's the olive oil magnates that have screwed us!!! Having said that, you'll probably not agree because most Olive Oil Magnates aren't Muslims.

Like the Sheiks of Saudi Arabia, or the Bush clan, ah. olive oil magnates. Like Popeye's girlfriend. We live in a strange, confused world, Mr Twitter. Do you think it's the olive trees that have caused climate change then?

Kurz/Marlon, Last mango In Paris, Butter...your memory is failing you

How did Kurz cope with that? It's not a natural substance, you know, even blow flies won't go near it...

I thought you were up the river with Kurz and your tub of butter.

If anything, I despise Hilarious/NOT more than Trump because she was even more dishonest.

I agree with Biffen. Too many damn hippie pinkos on this sight. They ought to remember this is the MFC after all, no place for pinkos on this team.

Ah, yes he's still'performing'. He's tweeting, shaking hands like a sumo wrestler, still telling one preposterous lie after the other, appointing even more war-mongers and fringe lunatics that Obama ever did, and, almost unbelievably, taking his audience further to the brink of catastrophe than any human being before him save perhaps Churchill and Hitler. Enjoy the performance, Big Macca. The rest of us are doing poo in our pantaloons.

last time I played at the Western Oval was 1960. I didn't get a kick.

Mr Twitter and Bisted, haven't you got a heavy duty gig to attend to- I read you are going up the river. With a bit of luck there'll be n0 internet where you're going and hopefully you'll fall in love with a black mamba snake charmer who will know to to drain your anti-muslim bile and you'll come back cleansed and refreshed and full of christian love for all mankind. Off you go then, Biff, on your bike...

I agree with you almost 100%, however, the Julia stuff WAS on the nose. The gal was no saint. She certainly had form about the poor Palestinians.

I'll take Ingerson over any tall back on our present list...

Ah, yes, I see that you mean. That's the trouble with writing while sober, you'll agree, not a desirable state...

So there will be no Roz wards or Julia Gillards in the USA under the Strumpet? No self-featherers, you might say. I find it unbelivable that anyone can believe this. In the meantime, Strumpet tweets abuse at department stores that won't stock his daughter's label, he appoints members of the Strumpet clan to sinecures and positions of importance, appoints shady nuts like Tillerson, Bannon etc etc etc etc.

Don't understand: I quoted his take on the BBC and put in my 2 bob's worth about the BBC....what's wrong with that? I do accept, however, your second observation.

Well put, Twitter and Bisted.

The BBC is not the squeaky clean outfit it seems to be. I first became sus when the BBC produced that dreadful Mavi Marvara Documentary with Jane Corbin. In one sequence she walks down a 'heavily muslim populated part of Istanbul' to prove that the attempt by this Turkish ship to run the Israeli blockade of Gaza was nothing but an attempt to embarrass poor little Israel. Jane then interviews the usual suspects of Israeli high command and spin doctors and the problem in Jane's eyes was the 'weapons of mass destruction' some of the people who the Israelis murdered used to defend themselves with, for example, iron railings. She may as well have done a documentary about Katyn and just quoted the KGB and Soviet historians and Generals. The BBC is now a propaganda outlet for British governments.

And of course, it takes about five Australoid cops to 'subdue' a Lebo who has just been punched in the face, then, to make it more efficient, you spray his face with Capsicum, after four Copoids have sat on it for two minutes... Twitter and Bisted would love watching this sequence. It's called the Australian way of dealing with somebody who a cop has just punched in the face...

Twitter and Bisted will no doubt say he changed his name by deed poll from Ali Ahkbar Khan, a well known performing sitar playing muslim acrobat, who couldn't get a gig anymore because of Donald Trump, who moved the the western suburbs of Sydney to prove his point that we should either ban or shoot muslims.

You certainly know how to speak many languages in the one sentence, not to mention your excellent shorthand. Are you,by chance, a transgender typist who was made redundant because you forgot how to translate the shorthand into proper sentences?

I betcha he was a Christian Lebo, any money Titter and Bwisted. How do I know he was a Lebo ?Cos they all drive Mercedes Benzes, mate, all of them. But the christian Lebos, they live in Altona North, mate, no Mosques/Synagogues/Orthodox churches there, mate.

Well, Tiiter and Bwisted, what would you have done in the same circumstances? McDonalds staff are not what they used to be..

Where's Jessie?