FireInTheBennelly

Even if you do get a 3rd strike, you just need to retire for a year and then change your mind. All good, get straight back onto your old clubs list, no questions asked, no drafting required.

Now we're getting into the spirit of this.

Lewis is a cow beater? Am I right?

I'm not sure my symbol for 'we're getting shafted by umps, keep your heads up' would be appropriate for that age category

The AFL behind the times again. Surely GIFs have surpassed symbols these days?

South American steaks perhaps?

Love em.

I guarantee they use the clam shell style jaffle maker

A good extension to go with his other successful one from 9 months ago. Get jnr onto his left foot nice n early. It's amazing how he's been able to capture our fanbase considering the doubt over his trade. Love him

So more money for poor old Carlton. State gov offered $20m and Federal Gov has now come through with $15m for Ikon Park. Any chance someone will flick us a bit?

Thanks again DV, I'll have another crack. Nick / The Big Fish This year's team name is Team Prawn

Or retire, temporarily?

Exactly. I've heard he's trying to break the record for the most Maltesers and Maxibons in a single preseason. As it stands, I guess we wait until Saturday for the next report. Just have to deal with the shakes and fidgeting until then.

Why is one of our key premiership opponents allowed to select/force our player (with a highly publicised foot issue) to play in an unusual position for him (that would put added stress on said foot), in a game that means nothing?

Have we decided we're far too good for the comp and no longer need to train? I haven't seen a report since Saturday. I need another hit.

Looks more like a busted sausage to me.

Which, unlike previous incarnations of the MFC, will mean he's totally earned the opportunity and we'll be all the better for it. Going by all the reports, he sounds like a ripper.

I have my own pill, the problem is every frikkin oval around here is covered in cow [censored].

I'm in Phatthalung if you know where that is, middle of bf nowhere. Was in Phuket for 9 months a year or so ago, where do you watch the games? Aussie Bar? If I'm over that way around game time I'll hit you up.

Good to see he hasn't lost any of his forward lead pace.

Hawkins does exactly the same thing whenever he feels he can't take the mark.

Fully agree, however I sincerely doubt the words 'quality', 'person' and 'Alex Rance' should ever be seen in the same post, let alone postcode.

I've been doing regular arm raises, but it doesn't seem to be working.

Still shopping for the right desk apparently.