Mickey

Sounds like something some who's 194cm would say...

I think it'll be Trac, but I'd love it to be Chandler. Not sure he's enough of a star, but his work this year has been very good, and he's shown over the last few years he has leadership in spades

Really sick of seeing Trac buddying up to opposition players. Tries way too hard to be liked

That umpire 13 is an out and out cheat

Viney's footy IQ is close to 0. Every dees supporter, and most general AFL followers knew he couldn't make that distance

If you didn't know better, you'd think we were the ones who had the flu run through the club, not Port

Silly by Max. Been man handled without any help from the umps all quarter but that tackle wasn't super

Good to take the marks and kick the goals, but loved Kalani chatting to Lauri before a ball up and then tapping it straight down his throat. Kid's got tap skills

Jeffo does some nice things but geez, he's not much bigger muscle wise than Kalani!

9 years all up, and not playing for Port? Kane Cornes will love this...

Ah yes, another Steven May 'We should have smoked them' moral victory. So much more satisfying than actually winning...

We have too many players who are either unbalanced and easy knocked off the ball, or go to ground by choice.

Apart from the Sidebottom high, all the frees have been there. We're clearly trying to play physical but are being a bit agricultural

Last time we took that view, it didn't work out too well for us. But we definitely didn't tank...

I love Jack Viney, but he definitely shouldn't host a podcast. Chin was OK when he was on Gus and Gawny but not a natural. River would be ok

He definitely didn't spend 30 secs at the top of his run up. He's a rookie who hasn't played much footy so no doubt he'll learn, but he was very slow to get set to kick

It was 34 secs from mark being paid to being told to play on. Just double checked on kayo

That's because they took the third quarter off

Also means no dreamtime at the G

It was, but the last few years only Max and Jack have been announced. There is an unannounced leadership group that I think includes Lever, Sparrow and maybe a few others (previously ANB) https://www.melbournefc.com.au/news/1720630/gawn-and-viney-lead-again

Sounds a lot like Garry is on the 'Sack Goody' train now

https://www.theage.com.au/sport/afl/umpires-hit-out-at-afl-claiming-scotch-college-facilities-not-up-to-scratch-20250409-p5lqj0.html Still seems our best bet to get serious $ from the AFL

The problem for Trac is he'd be wanting any club he moved to, to be: A big club Melbourne based Winning Able to fit in his contract Able to facilitate a trade That rules out Collingwood and Carlton. Pies don't have the trade capital, Blues don't have the salary cap space. Leaves Hawks (why would they?), Tiges and Essendon (aren't winning).

Yep, he clearly knows he's on thin ice but has reverted to just being selfish trying to get himself put of a hole.