Master Deebater

I couldn't agree more. The umpies elbow that connected with Harves is right out of the MMA playbook. Next week the umpies will invite Mark Lewin to training to practice the Flying Mare

This is a very important plan B strategy. We're playing a big game here and forces Flogmantle or West Coke to pay up big and at least if he goes we get proper compensation. I'm hoping Kozzi takes our deal and stays

Sorry I'm a bit busy atm changing the oil in the Rangerover. Can someone tell me how to attach the skis?

Hi name is Culley - not with an "S" Hi have high hopes for Jai

Yeh that's right a game style consisting of practicing fumbles, turn-overs, finger pointing and a lot of walking down the field. Yes close the gates we don't other clubs taking notes

Blake Howes reminds me of John Cleese in Fawlty Towers I hope he doesn't march like Basil Fawlty. Maybe he should lose the stache! Seriously he's due for a good game and the pressure is on. I'll back him in to do his best game

Firstly GW, thanks for sharing - it's appreciated But who is 33? Has Gary Hardeman made a come-back?

I love this post and I completely agree. However others will say pre-season is like "dancing with your sister" It's early days but I also feel TN's vibe. This post will bring in another 10K signed members. Unfortunately I'm not an addition - b/c my mobs already signed up. Go Dees

The headband is a good ideal, but it needs to be red not white. It'll cover up the bleeding

Is BBO a lawyer or does he need one?

I know all Demon supporters (& most footy people) would agree with this. I'm lucky enough to have his number on my reg plates.

Is Steven Smith available?

I'm also looking forward to seeing how Blake develops next season. Along with our group of talented under 21's

Stuff Jeelong. How about a deal with Richman. We get pick 1 and pay $200K of his annual salary. Picks 1 & 5or6 will net us a couple of good midfielders.

So his nickname will be Jerka Derk

The dog ate my ticket

But it does put a nice shine on them

What Don Footy Franks are no longer a sponsor?

It's a new invention! It's a book you can make calls, take pics and do SMS

I hope it's not the word starting with "T"

I'll give it to half time and there isn't a turn around I'm heading to the carpark

Goodie has been busy preparing his Presser. "I didn't see that coming" Pack your bags chum

This is the thrashing I was hoping for. BTW does anyone know the the lovely lady in the cheer squad with the horns on her beanie. I think she's horny

I love reading you're (jaded NM) and WCW responses. Insightful and funny as HELL Well, we are demons Cheers MFC-11

How about we drop the Narrm shirt & drop the woke [censored] / sorry I'm meant shirt For all the old MFC supporters we are actually the MELBOURNE FOOTBALL CLUB circa 1858. We always welcome our first nation players. I played in the U19's but I don't And please can we offer a monster contract to get Harley to the MFC Oliver has some trade value Please don't bother responding with the normal negative leftie [censored] because I don't read it, nor respond