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Demonland Podcast featuring Steven Stretch Tuesday 23/7 @ 8:30pm
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Roos + Lyon - On The Couch
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The Last Time They Met - Round 19
We’ve lost two games in a row on our home turf to this mob and, thanks to the sacking of their coach, we’re in danger of a third. MELBOURNE B Marty Hore Sam Frost Neville Jetta HB Jordan Lewis Michael Hibberd Christian Salem C Nathan Jones Clayton Oliver James Harmes HF Angus Brayshaw Sam Weideman Jayden Hunt F Tom McDon ald Braydon Preuss Jake Melksham FOLL Max Gawn Jack Viney Christian Petracca I/C Bayley Fritsch Charlie Spargo Corey Wagner Josh Wagner EMG Declan Keilty Jay Lockhart Oscar McDonald Billy Stretch IN Neville Jetta Jordan Lewis OUT Oscar McDonald (omitted) Billy Stretch (omitted) ST KILDA B Jimmy Webster Nathan Brown Shane Savage HB Callum Wilkie Josh Battle Jarryn Geary C Blake Acres Sebastian Ross Jack Newnes HF Jack Billings Jo sh Bruce Matthew Parker F Jack Lonie Tim Membrey Jade Gresham FOLL Rowan Marshall Jack Steele Jack Sinclair I/C Dean Kent Ben Long Ben Paton Jack Steven EMG Nick Hind Darragh Joyce Jonathon Marsh Robbie Young IN Jarryn Geary Jack Steven OUT Hunter Clark (omit ted) D aniel McKenzie (concussion)
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Ladder of Ladder Positions 2019
It is meta and let's be real means absolutely nothing. The 2nd stat is surely an anomaly.
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Ladder of Ladder Positions 2019
It's the win loss record for each position on the ladder based on the team in that position at the beginning of each round.
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Demonland Player of the Year - Round 18
Can Clarrie catch up Progressive 173. Max Gawn 159. Clayton Oliver 128. Christian Salem 109. James Harmes 74. Angus Brayshaw 66. Jack Viney 49. Sam Frost 48. Nathan Jones 42. Marty Hore 36. Steven May 31. Jake Melksham 30. Bayley Fritsch 28. Jayden Hunt 27. Tom McDonald 26. Christian Petracca 13. Michael Hibberd 12. Jay Lockhart 7. Harry Petty 5. Oskar Baker Braydon Preuss 4. Josh Wagner 3. Corey Wagner Sam Weideman 2. Alex Neal-Bullen 1. Jeff Garlett Neville Jordan Lewis Jetta Oscar McDonald Billy Stretch
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Ladder of Ladder Positions 2019
Thank god we're out of 16th and into the more successful 17th position. It's a pity we couldn't claw our way into 15th.
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Liam Jurrah 2019
Sadly he only played 36 games.
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Liam Jurrah 2019
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RED AND BLUEPRINT 2019 by Whispering Jack
The rusty red of the McDonnell Ranges and the blue skies above them provided the perfect backdrop that summed up everything about the Melbourne Football Club’s 2019 season. It set out the perfect red and blueprint for the club’s horror year. The club’s previous season was one of great promise but it ended in a calamitous way in Perth with an 11 goal defeat at the hands of the ultimate premiership side, the West Coast Eagles in a game where the Demons’ first goal came early in the third quarter. The hope for 2019 was for betterment but it hasn’t occurred. In fact, the team nosedived and now sits in 17th place on the AFL ladder mired in a season where very little has gone right with a pattern setting in of constant injury woes, an inability to convert goals when going forward and a propensity to leak goals to opponents who were able to score with accuracy because there was insufficient pressure applied on them. That is their red and blueprint. Melbourne’s two games against the Eagles - in Perth and in Alice Springs have both produced similar outcomes. Round 9 - West Coast 13.7.85 defeat Melbourne 9.15.69 Round 18 - West Coast 14.7.91 defeat Melbourne 11.12.78 On each occasion, the inaccurate Demons led at the final break by a narrow margin that should have been much greater and on each occasion, they were overrun in the end. You can lead in most of the key performance indicators but in the end, if you don’t convert - and the Demons were dismal in this regard in the opening term yesterday, then you don’t win. Losing one of your skippers through concussion before the opening half is over doesn’t help. Melbourne won in the disposal count (362 - 321), contested possessions, hit outs, clearances, tackles and shots at goal. It lost the free kick count and of course, the battle for accuracy in front of goal. The Demons were determined, the Eagles unconvincing for a top two contender but they got the chocolates at TIO Traeger Park. Melbourne did well to come back from a sizable deficit in the early stages of the second quarter to trail by a single point at half time and lead by a goal at the final break but it should have done so much better. The comeback was inspired by the slight figure of Bailey Fritsch who might still have been smarting from that late miss against the Bulldogs last miss that could have changed the outcome of that game. In Alice Springs and without injured key forwards Tom McDonald and Sam Weideman and with goalsneaks Jake Melksham and Jeff Garlett out of the picture, he stood up with four goals. He was helped by the persistency of Clayton Oliver with 34 touches and the Christians, Salem and Petracca who provided great drive throughout. But the Demons’ paid heavily for several early misses in front of goal which of course have been the red and blueprint for the entire season. And the irony would not have been missed when Dom Sheed’s rolling kick for goal iced the game for his team late in the game. It brought to mind a similar rolling kick for goal by the Demons a few weeks ago that stopped dead millimetres short of the goal line. That’s been the story of the season. Everything falls short and stops dead - nothing goes right. Next week the Demons face up to the Saints. Ten days ago that might have been a simple assignment but thanks to the sacking and replacement of their coach, they are suddenly full of confidence and resurgent. They’ll probably match the accuracy of their earlier win this season when they kicked 15.5.95. It’s all part of the red and blueprint. Melbourne 1.5.11 7.8.50 10.10.70 11.12.78 West Coast 5.1.31 8.3.51 10.4.64 14.7.91 Goals Melbourne Fritsch 4 Lewis C Wagner 2 Oliver Petty Viney West Coast Darling 4 Kennedy Petruccelle 2 Allen Rioli Ryan Sheed Yeo Waterman Best Melbourne Oliver Fritsch Harmes Salem Petracca Lewis West Coast Darling Sheed Gaff Yeo Redden Jetta Injuries Melbourne Viney (concussion) West Coast Shannon Hurn (calf) replaced in selected side by Francis Watson Reports Melbourne Nil West Coast Nil Umpires Donlon, Deboy, Glouftsis Official crowd 7,164 at TIO Traeger Park
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Demonland Player of the Year - Round 18
Your votes please 6,5,4,3,2,1...
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POSTGAME: Rd 18 vs West Coast Eagles
Another close one against a top side ...
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GAMEDAY: Rd 18 vs West Coast Eagles
We are our own worst enemy.
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GAMEDAY: Rd 18 vs West Coast Eagles
That was too high on Lockhart.
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GAMEDAY: Rd 18 vs West Coast Eagles
Reverse curse of the new coach going on in the Saints game.
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GAMEDAY: Rd 18 vs West Coast Eagles
Preuss you're killing me.
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GAMEDAY: Rd 18 vs West Coast Eagles
We play on at all costs except when we should play on at all costs.
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GAMEDAY: Rd 18 vs West Coast Eagles
We constantly do this.
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GAMEDAY: Rd 18 vs West Coast Eagles
I blame Misson.
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GAMEDAY: Rd 18 vs West Coast Eagles
Salem's been kicking out all day BT you moron.
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GAMEDAY: Rd 18 vs West Coast Eagles
We switch to no advantage.
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GAMEDAY: Rd 18 vs West Coast Eagles
Eagles throw the ball out of tackle and it's play on. We do it and it's dropping the ball.
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GAMEDAY: Rd 18 vs West Coast Eagles
What a disgrace is this umpire. Get her off
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GAMEDAY: Rd 18 vs West Coast Eagles
Lever having a mare.
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GAMEDAY: Rd 18 vs West Coast Eagles
Yep. We don't get enough from him in terms of kicks for goal.