Demonland

Was wearing a Bulldogs jumper.

Freo can’t buy one.

Umpires on the doggies now.

Lachie Hunter gets more frees than anybody else.

And Walters. No crumbers.

Besides the goal he kicked he has been a liability.

Dockers can’t hit a target.

Dockers disposal is woeful.

Freo either overuse the ball or butcher it. Familiar.

Bulldogs always have loose players in space to receive a handball.

Fancy that a coach willing to make out of the box changes to win a match.

Bruce’s time to shine.

C’mon Jesse.

Trade & Draft and then Preseason is where Demonland shines.

It won’t be that close.

ADELAIDE Draft picks (pre-Round 18): 1, 9, 20, 30, 45, 50, 60, 74, 92, 110 Who has left: Rory Atkins (free agency), Bryce Gibbs (retired) Who has arrived: tbc Promoted rookies: tbc Retained rookies: tbc BRISBANE LIONS Draft picks (pre-Round 18): 18, 19, 41, 64, 81, 90, 108, 126 Who has left: tbc Who has arrived: tbc Promoted rookies: tbc Retained rookies: tbc CARLTON Draft picks (pre-Round 18): 7, 26, 44, 80, 98, 116 Who has left: Matthew Kreuzer (retired), Kade Simpson (retired) Who has arrived: tbc Promoted rookies: tbc Retained rookies: tbc COLLINGWOOD Draft picks (pre-Round 18): 14, 35, 39, 67, 86, 104, 122 Who has left: tbc Who has arrived: tbc Promoted rookies: tbc Retained rookies: tbc ESSENDON Draft picks (pre-Round 18): 6, 42, 61, 69, 70, 79, 97, 115 Who has left: Conor McKenna (retired), Tom Bellchambers (retired), Shaun McKernan (delisted), Mitch Hibberd (delisted), Josh Begley (delisted), Kobe Mutch (delisted), Noah Gown (delisted) Who has arrived: tbc Promoted rookies: tbc Retained rookies: tbc FREMANTLE Draft picks (pre-Round 18): 8, 29, 99, 117 Who has left: Cam McCarthy (delisted), Jason Carter (delisted), Isaiah Butters (delisted), Dillon O’Reilly (delisted) Who has arrived: tbc Promoted rookies: tbc Retained rookies: tbc GEELONG CATS Draft picks (pre-Round 18): 11, 15, 16, 34, 88, 106, 124 Who has left: tbc Who has arrived: tbc Promoted rookies: tbc Retained rookies: tbc GOLD COAST SUNS Draft picks (pre-Round 18): 5, 24, 36, 72, 78, 96, 114 Who has left: Pearce Hanley (retired) Who has arrived: tbc Promoted rookies: tbc Retained rookies: tbc GWS GIANTS Draft picks (pre-Round 18): 28, 46, 68, 82, 100, 118 Who has left: Aidan Corr (free agency), Sam Jacobs (retired) Who has arrived: tbc Promoted rookies: tbc Retained rookies: tbc HAWTHORN Draft picks (pre-Round 18): 3, 21, 40, 43, 58, 66, 76, 94, 112 Who has left: Ben Stratton (retired), Paul Puopolo (retired) Who has arrived: tbc Promoted rookies: tbc Retained rookies: tbc MELBOURNE Draft picks (pre-Round 18): 22, 47, 62, 63, 83, 101, 119 Who has left: tbc Who has arrived: tbc Promoted rookies: tbc Retained rookies: tbc NORTH MELBOURNE Draft picks (pre-Round 18): 2, 10, 25, 57, 65, 75, 93, 111 Who has left: Jamie Macmillan (delisted), Majak Daw (delisted), Jasper Pittard (delisted), Ben Jacobs (delisted), Paul Ahern (delisted), Mason Wood (delisted), Sam Durdin (delisted), Marley Williams (delisted), Joel Crocker (delisted), Lachie Hosie (delisted), Tom Murphy (delisted) Who has arrived: tbc Promoted rookies: tbc Retained rookies: tbc PORT ADELAIDE Draft picks (pre-Round 18): 27, 32, 37, 49, 55, 91, 109, 127 Who has left: Joe Atley (delisted), Wylie Buzza (delisted), Tobin Cox (delisted), Riley Grundy (delisted) Who has arrived: tbc Promoted rookies: tbc Retained rookies: tbc RICHMOND Draft picks (pre-Round 18): 17, 31, 53, 71, 89, 107, 125 Who has left: tbc Who has arrived: tbc Promoted rookies: tbc Retained rookies: tbc ST KILDA Draft picks (pre-Round 18): 13, 59, 73, 85, 103, 121 Who has left: Nathan Brown (retired) Who has arrived: tbc Promoted rookies: tbc Retained rookies: tbc SYDNEY SWANS Draft picks (pre-Round 18): 4, 23, 54, 56, 77, 95, 113 Who has left: tbc Who has arrived: tbc Promoted rookies: tbc Retained rookies: tbc WEST COAST EAGLES Draft picks (pre-Round 18): 33, 51, 52, 87, 105, 123 Who has left: tbc Who has arrived: tbc Promoted rookies: tbc Retained rookies: tbc WESTERN BULLDOGS Draft picks (pre-Round 18): 12, 38, 48, 84, 102, 120 Who has left: tbc Who has arrived: tbc Promoted rookies: tbc Retained rookies: tbc

Shaun McKernan (delisted), Mitch Hibberd (delisted), Josh Begley (delisted), Kobe Mutch (delisted), Noah Gown (delisted)

Is Jesse even in Cairns?

Lobb you spud.

This is why you should never have to rely on [censored] teams.

I’m calling it. See you in 2021.

Dogs so much cleaner with the ball now.

Not sure my heart can take a close game.

[censored] umpires

Play Fyfe forward.