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The Backyard Charizard
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Dear Mr Robertson.....

Time to stand up and prove to us that we did the right thing!

We have all enjoyed the high-flying action you have provided us over the years, and the bags of goals followed by emotional celebrations...

But, you are not getting any younger! Stop trying to fly over your teammates heads every time the ball comes within 10 metres of you!

You have enough skill and football "smarts" to stay at ground level and snap a goal from the crumbs.

And for God's sake...... Show a bit of interest in the contest when the ball is not in your hands!

I don't know how many times we have to go through this with you, but we are getting rather sick of it....

You have no more than 3 weeks to show us that you are worthy of a spot in our 22....

I trust you will pull your finger out of your rectum and show the nation what you are made of!

Ps. You can sing really well (and I even sing along sometimes), but feel free to tell me if it is affecting your concentration!!

Yours sincerely,

Dean Bailey

(The BOSS!)

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    We will wait and see, I am hoping we see a return to form for both Robbo and Neita.

    3 weeks is plenty of time, and they need to be dropped if they cannot show us something special.

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    More Junk Time goals.....

    Surely he will not survive on these alone!

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    JUNKTIME ROBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOO!!!

    he is isn't he? does some serious padding during junk time.

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    Sick of his [censored]!

    Step up or Step out Robbo!

    If only G. Lyon had told you to go to the Bulldogs....

    You could've been picking up the soap for a decent small forward like Johnson!

    He shows passion and is a team player!

    He would have you grabbing your ankles and saying "Kick it straight thru the middle, Jonno!" in the showers over in the West!

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    Sick of his [censored]!

    Step up or Step out Robbo!

    If only G. Lyon had told you to go to the Bulldogs....

    You could've been picking up the soap for a decent small forward like Johnson!

    He shows passion and is a team player!

    He would have you grabbing your ankles and saying "Kick it straight thru the middle, Jonno!" in the showers over in the West!

    Hilarious. Laughed for a minute solid!

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