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QUOTE(rusty_corner @ Mar 23 2008, 08:00 PM) Just got back from the gameQuote of the day:"Bring on the Seniors!!!"The great SKYHOOKS classic was ringing in my ears all day." I'm Living in the 70's"Today was like the entire decade in the 70's I truly thought these times would never reappear, but here we go again.

This Bump is really sad. 5 years on & I can still relate our 2013 efforts to SKYHOOKS song. HORROR MOVIE "shocking me right outa my brain". I gotta grab another green can to numb the pain

Edited by Old Man Rivers

 

There was not one bit of hope or positive to come out of the game..... We as a side need 3 -4 years to bottom out before we go anywhere.....

Ha ha ha ha!

Weve been bottoming out for 10 years.

The next step is oblivion.

 

There needs to be some perspective given here as well though the perspective isn't a good one.
When Melbourne got brained by the Hawks in round 1 of 2008, the Hawks would go on to win the flag against one of the best teams of the last 20 years. Port, while good today, will not approach anything quite like that.
What does that say about us?
I need to get my anger out tonight. I am not touching anything footy related for the next week so I need to vent as much as I can tonight.

to the 22 players who represented Melbourne today for serving up the most insipid uninspiring, embarrising type of Rnd 1 football ever in the AFL... you are all a disgrace.. just pathetic.. no heart...no hope..

to the 22 players who represented Melbourne today for serving up the most insipid uninspiring, embarrising type of Rnd 1 football ever in the AFL... you are all a disgrace.. just pathetic.. no heart...no hope..

Except for Jack Viney and Jack Grimes


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