What they're saying down at Alberton

Queanbeyan Demon · 2025-06-15T04:18:46+00:00

Ken will tell the boys that Max Gawn gave him his flu. This will activate their avenge daddy programming. We'll win by 10 goals. Kenny's sick. Fully Sick ! Demons by 40+ Melbourne’s forward line is more dysfunctional than ours. Nil all on the cards here. We'll lose the Watts-Fritsch Cup by a point after Mead kicks the wrong way in the dying seconds inside the D50 and puts it through the big sticks with scores tied. If I down a vodka shot every time Mead gets a possession I should get drunk by R9 2027. Hinkley returned to the training track on Saturday morning after being a victim of a flu bug that claimed others in the football department Surely with the flu he should be quarantined for at least 11 weeks? Sounds like the flu or the squirts is running through the joint might be a few late outs. The umps will look after gawn, didn’t he get about 6 frees last time we played. Getting rid of Hinkley and Boak and their "more to life than football" mantra is much needed. I dont mind the two rucks. Perhaps they can unsettle any Gawn rhythm, and at least we get first hands on it for 5-7 minutes Gawn sits on the pine. Gawn isn’t going to be fazed by 2 rucks doing what one ruck should. Melbournes midfield rotations may end up looking a bit better than ours. My thoughts before selection were that we'd be better off playing no ruckman and just picking an extra runner because Gawn is going to slaughter us no matter what and they actually went the other way and picked two of them to get annihilated, great stuff. We win if Melbourne have a come down after the close game against the pies. Melbourne play a similar congested forward half game to us and will try and force use long down the line to Gawn, Lever and May. Sweet and Visentini to crash into Gawn all day. Get smashed and surely Ken's sacked immediately. Kozzie killed us last time too, and his form has got a lot better since then, so that is a concern and probably the job for Sinn. Dirty ball entries on the ground to negate the impact of Lever, May and Gawn. And if it gets tight late in the game bombing it to Gawn is exactly what we will do. I’ve got a really hot girlfriend, but you wouldn’t know her, she’s from another forum.

Posted June 15Jun 15

Ken will tell the boys that Max Gawn gave him his flu. This will activate their avenge daddy programming. We'll win by 10 goals.
Kenny's sick. Fully Sick !
Demons by 40+
Melbourne’s forward line is more dysfunctional than ours. Nil all on the cards here.
We'll lose the Watts-Fritsch Cup by a point after Mead kicks the wrong way in the dying seconds inside the D50 and puts it through the big sticks with scores tied.
If I down a vodka shot every time Mead gets a possession I should get drunk by R9 2027.
Hinkley returned to the training track on Saturday morning after being a victim of a flu bug that claimed others in the football department
Surely with the flu he should be quarantined for at least 11 weeks?
Sounds like the flu or the squirts is running through the joint might be a few late outs.
The umps will look after gawn, didn’t he get about 6 frees last time we played.
Getting rid of Hinkley and Boak and their "more to life than football" mantra is much needed.
I dont mind the two rucks. Perhaps they can unsettle any Gawn rhythm, and at least we get first hands on it for 5-7 minutes Gawn sits on the pine.
Gawn isn’t going to be fazed by 2 rucks doing what one ruck should. Melbournes midfield rotations may end up looking a bit better than ours.
My thoughts before selection were that we'd be better off playing no ruckman and just picking an extra runner because Gawn is going to slaughter us no matter what and they actually went the other way and picked two of them to get annihilated, great stuff.
We win if Melbourne have a come down after the close game against the pies.
Melbourne play a similar congested forward half game to us and will try and force use long down the line to Gawn, Lever and May.
Sweet and Visentini to crash into Gawn all day.
Get smashed and surely Ken's sacked immediately.
Kozzie killed us last time too, and his form has got a lot better since then, so that is a concern and probably the job for Sinn.
Dirty ball entries on the ground to negate the impact of Lever, May and Gawn.
And if it gets tight late in the game bombing it to Gawn is exactly what we will do.
I’ve got a really hot girlfriend, but you wouldn’t know her, she’s from another forum.

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June 15Jun 15

That last comment is a pearler

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June 15Jun 15

Hmm, 'get smashed and surely Hinkley gets the sack', makes me wonder if we should take the foot off the throat once we're about 4 goals up, just to keep Port middling for another few seasons.

Of course, taking the foot off the throat once we're four goals up is what we do all the time anyway, so no problem, Hinkley lives another day.

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40 minutes ago, whatwhat say what said:
That last comment is a pearler

Probably the best of the year so far.

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