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5 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Just what’s in the OP. Without that there’d be nothing since my buddy was the only spectator - @picket fence has clearly pulled up stumps on track-watching - and she’s not even on Demonland. She takes notes for her (real, ie. biological) sister who lives in QLD and I nag her to send them to me. 

You’re welcome 😉 

 

Oh, there was one other thing: she said that early in the session the media were asked to leave, and it was then that the serious training began. 

Well WCW I haven''t quite exited yet but have have a few things on the go at moment! I'm confident of completing a P.F Special in the not to distant future and if the planets align, should be at Casey Saturday for the 11.35 Clash!😎

 
18 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

That way you never lose. Amirite?

 

 I actually play Twister every Thursday night, except it’s officially called banner-making. Lots of bending and stretching just like a massive game of Twister.

Except unlike your good self, B-dog, we wear clothes. But there are rules: no shoes or bare feet, only socks (Demons socks are optional but we all wear them coz nuffies). No dresses or skirts, pants or shorts only coz aforementioned bending and stretching. 

Thank god for dress standards

On 25/07/2024 at 12:47, DubDee said:

Yep, it started when he watched the replay of the first half against Freo.

Symptoms - nausea, loss of hope, dizziness, mood swings

As he actually was/is pretty sick ..excuse me if I don’t appreciate the humour…

 

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