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Congratulations Jeff

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Watching the golf this am, brett ogle commentating from the USA congratulated his mate Whitey on the birth of his and his wifes first child. Me thinks you can put away your golf clubs for a while :lol:

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    Congrats to Jeff and his partner.

    let us hope there are a few new boys in the white family tree down the track.

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    Yep. Article about it in the Hun today. Within about 3 sentences he was talking Father-son rule. In about 18 years, if the rule stays, we're going to have exactly the same team-sheet as we had in the late 90s! Lyon, Schwartz, Yze, White...

    Someone, ANYONE go on whatever dating website Neita is on and do the right thing by MFC... Jaded, I'm looking at you... That is if you're not too busy with Brock...

    Or Belly.

    :D

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    Ok......

    Doggy with Archie Thompson's sister to create the perfect running backman with INCREDIBLE footskills.

    Flash with Cathy Freeman to create the ULTIMATE speedster. Might be some genetic problems there, as I'm pretty sure they're related ;)

    Robbo and (the abovementioned) Lauren Jackson to create a player who'll smash their head on the Dome's ceiling.

    And just for me..

    Cameron Ling with Amanda Vanstone. They'll create a player so ugly no-one will tackle him.

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    Someone, ANYONE go on whatever dating website Neita is on and do the right thing by MFC... Jaded, I'm looking at you... That is if you're not too busy with Brock...

    Or Belly.

    :D

    Please, you know that my genes will only make the kid a crappier footballer. :lol:

    I'll go the other 2 though :wub:

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    Thanks for the laughs guys :lol:

    For what its worth my 2 cents worth: Nick Riewolt and Paris Hiliton: Create the crappy ultimate pretty boy, everyone would want to smash him especially our guys. :o:)

    Ps. Congratulations to Jeff White on the birth of his son

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    ... Jaded, I'm looking at you...

    :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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    godfrey and shaquille o neal - that'll shut you godfrey bashers up

    whelan and a truck - well, no need really

    rivers and pamela anderson - get a bit of size about him

    colin sylvia and a mirror

    nathan carroll and jana pittman - he's gotta meet someone with more attitude than him

    neitz and....agreed, anyone!! that's some damned good dna

    miller and sharelle mcmahon - get him to catch it out in front, good looking kids too!!

    johnstone and corrine grant, imagine him playing with excitement....alll the time! wow

    mclean and maggie thatcher - boys gotta learn hard-line leadership from the best!.... ha!

    but nah, all seriousness congrats jeff white, and maybe belinda clarke could go with neita, fair bit of success there!!!

    p.s. hope the ox found someone with good knees

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    GOLD! Especially the trav one!!!

    Love your work...

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    i believe the ox's knee problem also extended to his netball playing mum and sisters. if he has kids they should wear knee braces or tape as a standard prevention from time zero. you can tape your ankles, why not tape your knees?

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    oops! forgot choppy carroll

    carroll with carson from [censored] eye for the straight guy,....please!

    haha love the vanstone comment, so true. though she's probably a praying mantis and would eat poor cameron, that was her policy for fixing the asylum seekers i believe

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    Funny stuff guys, thanks for the giggles.......

    And congratulations to Jeff and his wife on the birth of their son :D !!!

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