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How many Australians under 60 know the significance of Good Friday and why its a holiday?

King and Queens birthdays dont fall on those days even the months are wrong but we still have a long weekend.    Footy, thats all it is. Hilarious.

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    Who wants to tell Deebauched he’s in the wrong thread? 😁

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    7 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

    Who wants to tell Deebauched he’s in the wrong thread? 😁

    No let him suffer! By the way is Civil your middle name or is it a hyphenated surname? 

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    On the subject of names, is Deebauched the opposite of bauched?

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    1 minute ago, ManDee said:

    No let him suffer! By the way is Civil your middle name or is it a hyphenated surname? 

    I guess it’s my middle name since I like to think I’m civil. Most of the time, anyways. 😁

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    37 minutes ago, Deebauched said:

    How many Australians under 60 know the significance of Good Friday and why its a holiday?

    It's the first Friday after the first full moon after the equinox. Legend has it that on that day, Jesus emerges from his cave, and if he sees his own shadow, there will be six more weeks of winter.

    (Obviously in the southern hemisphere that does not apply. Down under, if he sees his shadow, there will no more barbeques until Melbourne Cup day.)

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    30 minutes ago, Mazer Rackham said:

    (Obviously in the southern hemisphere that does not apply. Down under, if he sees his shadow, there will no more barbeques until Melbourne Cup day.)

    The Demon Army begs to differ. Somebody farts and we’ll organise a BBQ. 

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    20 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

    The Demon Army begs to differ. Somebody farts and we’ll organise a BBQ. 

    I'm afraid that's in the hands of Jesus now.

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