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Just now, WalkingCivilWar said:

WTF was THAT?!

Now you know how most of us felt when he was off on one of his rants about one of the myriad topics that he continually drove into the ground! 😄

 
3 minutes ago, Colin B. Flaubert said:

Now you know how most of us felt when he was off on one of his rants about one of the myriad topics that he continually drove into the ground! 😄

Okaaay. Now I’m even MORE intrigued. 
#GluttonForPunishment,Clearly

25 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

go for it "dee-luded" in search box, only 2,958 postings (his)

we expect a full report by new years eve 🤣

Yeah nah, I won’t be needing a whole week for this. I won’t even need a whole hour. I barely managed to read 10 or so of his comments and had to stop lest I throw my phone at something or someone. (I stopped reading when he told Caro to leave the game to the guys.)This guy is something else! Having said that though, I just know I’m gonna attempt to read some more of his content, even if just for S+Gs.  

 
1 hour ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Yeah nah, I won’t be needing a whole week for this. I won’t even need a whole hour. I barely managed to read 10 or so of his comments and had to stop lest I throw my phone at something or someone. (I stopped reading when he told Caro to leave the game to the guys.)This guy is something else! Having said that though, I just know I’m gonna attempt to read some more of his content, even if just for S+Gs.  

did you get to any of the technicolour unreadable posts?

 

18 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

did you get to any of the technicolour unreadable posts?

 

Didn’t make it that far. 
I’ll wait until I’m of a considerably stronger constitution then I’ll dive back into the cesspool. 


18 hours ago, daisycutter said:

the social club? nah....do elucidate....

,,, is not an ellipsis. 

It really annoyed me and any self-respecting Australian…

34 minutes ago, rpfc said:

,,, is not an ellipsis. 

It really annoyed me and any self-respecting Australian…

maybe he was very trendy? of course his surrounding context clues would never assist. or he simply had very fat fingers.

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The comma ellipsis can say either “I'm trailing off because I'm upset!” or “I'm trailing off or pausing but also I'm joking!” Ideally, surrounding context clues will help you distinguish which one it is. Where this new ellipsis came from in the first place is another question, and it's hard to pin down.

 

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