Jump to content

Featured Replies

Just now, WalkingCivilWar said:

WTF was THAT?!

Now you know how most of us felt when he was off on one of his rants about one of the myriad topics that he continually drove into the ground! šŸ˜„

 
3 minutes ago, Colin B. Flaubert said:

Now you know how most of us felt when he was off on one of his rants about one of the myriad topics that he continually drove into the ground! šŸ˜„

Okaaay. Now I’m even MORE intrigued. 
#GluttonForPunishment,Clearly

25 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

go for it "dee-luded" in search box, only 2,958 postings (his)

we expect a full report by new years eve šŸ¤£

Yeah nah, I won’t be needing a whole week for this. I won’t even need a whole hour. I barely managed to read 10 or so of his comments and had to stop lest I throw my phone at something or someone. (I stopped reading when he told Caro to leave the game to the guys.)This guy is something else! Having said that though, I just know I’m gonna attempt to read some more of his content, even if just for S+Gs.  

 
1 hour ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Yeah nah, I won’t be needing a whole week for this. I won’t even need a whole hour. I barely managed to read 10 or so of his comments and had to stop lest I throw my phone at something or someone. (I stopped reading when he told Caro to leave the game to the guys.)This guy is something else! Having said that though, I just know I’m gonna attempt to read some more of his content, even if just for S+Gs.  

did you get to any of the technicolour unreadable posts?

 

18 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

did you get to any of the technicolour unreadable posts?

 

Didn’t make it that far. 
I’ll wait until I’m of a considerably stronger constitution then I’ll dive back into the cesspool. 


18 hours ago, daisycutter said:

the social club? nah....do elucidate....

,,, is not an ellipsis. 

It really annoyed me and any self-respecting Australian…

34 minutes ago, rpfc said:

,,, is not an ellipsis. 

It really annoyed me and any self-respecting Australian…

maybe he was very trendy? of course his surrounding context clues would never assist. or he simply had very fat fingers.

Quote

The comma ellipsis can say either ā€œI'm trailing off because I'm upset!ā€ or ā€œI'm trailing off or pausing but also I'm joking!ā€ Ideally, surrounding context clues will help you distinguish which one it is. Where this new ellipsis came from in the first place is another question, and it's hard to pin down.

 

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Unfortunately, your content contains terms that we do not allow. Please edit your content to remove the highlighted words below.
Reply to this topic...

Featured Content

  • PREVIEW: Fremantle

    A month is a long time in AFL football. The proof of this is in the current state of the two teams contesting against each other early this Saturday afternoon at the MCG. It’s hard to fathom that when Melbourne and Fremantle kicked off the 2025 season, the former looked like being a major player in this year’s competition after it came close to beating one of the favourites in the GWS Giants while the latter was smashed by Geelong to the tune of 78 points and looked like rubbish. Fast forward to today and the Demons are low on confidence and appear panic stricken as their winless streak heads towards an even half dozen and pressure mounts on the coach and team leadership.  Meanwhile, the Dockers have recovered their composure and now sit in the top eight. They are definitely on the up and up and look most likely winners this weekend against a team which they have recently dominated and which struggles to find enough passages to the goals to trouble the scorers. And with that, Fremantle will head to the MCG, feeling very good about itself after demolishing Richmond in the Barossa Valley with Josh Treacy coming off a six goal haul and facing up to a Melbourne defence already without Jake Lever and a shaky Steven May needing to pass a fitness test just to make it onto the field of play. 

      • Like
    • 0 replies
    Demonland
  • NON-MFC: Round 06

    The Easter Round kicks off in style with a Thursday night showdown between Brisbane and Collingwood, as both sides look to solidify their spots inside the Top 4 early in the season. Good Friday brings a double-header, with Carlton out to claim consecutive wins when they face the struggling Kangaroos, while later that night the Eagles host the Bombers in Perth, still chasing their first victory of the year. Saturday features another marquee clash as the resurgent Crows look to rebound from back-to-back losses against a formidable GWS outfit. That evening, all eyes will be on Marvel Stadium where Damien Hardwick returns to face his old side—the Tigers—coaching the Suns at a ground he's never hidden his disdain for. Sunday offers two crucial contests where the prize is keeping touch with the Top 8. First, Sydney and Port Adelaide go head-to-head, followed by a fierce battle between the Bulldogs and the Saints. Then, Easter Monday delivers the traditional clash between two bitter rivals, both desperate for a win to stay in touch with the top end of the ladder. Who are you tipping this week and what are the best results for the Demons?

      • Thanks
    • 9 replies
    Demonland
  • REPORT: Essendon

    What were they thinking? I mean by ā€œtheyā€ the coaching panel and team selectors who chose the team to play against an opponent who, like Melbourne, had made a poor start to the season and who they appeared perfectly capable of beating in what was possibly the last chance to turn the season around.It’s no secret that the Demons’ forward line is totally dysfunctional, having opened the season barely able to average sixty points per game which means there has been no semblance of any system from the team going forward into attack. Nevertheless, on Saturday night at the Adelaide Oval in one of the Gather Round showcase games, Melbourne, with Max Gawn dominating the hit outs against a depleted Essendon ruck resulting from Nick Bryan’s early exit, finished just ahead in clearances won and found itself inside the 50 metre arc 51 times to 43. The end result was a final score that had the Bombers winning 15.6 (96) to 8.9 (57). On balance, one could expect this to result in a two or three goal win, but in this case, it translated into a six and a half goal defeat because they only managed to convert eight times or 11.68% of their entries. The Bombers more than doubled that. On Thursday night at the same ground, the losing team Adelaide managed to score 100 points from almost the same number of times inside 50.

      • Sad
      • Clap
      • Like
    • 0 replies
    Demonland
  • PODCAST: Essendon

    The Demonland Podcast will air LIVE on Monday, 14th April @ the all new time of 8:00pm. Join Binman, George & I as we dissect another Demons loss at Kardinia Park to the Cats in the Round 04. Your questions and comments are a huge part of our podcast so please post anything you want to ask or say below and we'll give you a shout out on the show. If you would like to leave us a voicemail please call 03 9016 3666 and don't worry no body answers so you don't have to talk to a human.

      • Thanks
    • 59 replies
    Demonland
  • PREGAME: Fremantle

    The Demons return home to the MCG in search of their first win for the 2025 Premiership season when they take on the Fremantle Dockers on Saturday afternoon. Who comes in and who goes out?

      • Thanks
      • Like
    • 209 replies
    Demonland
  • VOTES: Essendon

    Max Gawn leads the Demonland Player of the Year ahead of Clayton Oliver, Christian Petracca, Kade Chandler and Jake Bowey. Your votes please. 6, 5, 4, 3, 2 & 1.

      • Thanks
    • 24 replies
    Demonland