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3 word player analysis

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i dont always read them and i dont always agree but they are always worth discussing

 

Is Dappa Dan going to do the 30,000 word analysis?

say no 2 ice!

 
Is Dappa Dan going to do the 30,000 word analysis?

:lol:

The best thing about the 3 word anaylsis, is that it generates discussion, which is the reason why we're all here.

As long as we all stay friendly and calm.... which I know won't happen the moment we lose a game <_<

Is Dappa Dan going to do the 30,000 word analysis?

You betcha!!!

Unfortunately for you Old it'll only go to my specific email list, which is small, but growing by the minute.

Funny you should mention the number 30,000. At the completeion of the season last year I emailed my brother who missed the whole season while being a ski-instructor in Canada (and no, he didn't drive a Range Rover while he was there). Having pretty much missed EVERYTHING that went on, I went into a great amount of detail, as only I can. In two days I wrote him 30,000 words on the season's achievements, and how each player went... and yes.... that's 30,000 (thirty-thousand). That's a thesis in some universaity masters degrees.

If only someone would pay me for this...


It's not Russia. You can post whatever, whenever you like.

I reckon it would be fun to predict what might be posted as the season unfolds.

Here's a couple :

Yze - time to go

McLean - is Brownlow favourite

Neitz - great captains game

Jamar - still no stats

Jones - will be great

CJ - classy left foot

Trav - best MFC footballer

Green - superboot is back

Bell - 200 game player

 

Moloney - So sorely missed

Yze - Tore Saints apart

Robbo - Back to best

Flash - Finally beat Baker

Bell - He has arrived

I'm happy to do my little shtick again if there is enough interest .

Can I have a show of hands ?

Yes, how about you warm us up with your 3-word summary of where each player is at or what they need to do this year. For example, 'will join elite' (Brock) or 'last chance season' (Miller)

Would make interesting reading at the end of the season.


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