New player photos are up.

[Dappa Dan 2,188]

http://melbournefc.com.au/default.asp?pg=p...p;spg=browseall

Highlights...

They all seem skinnier than the last lot.

Buckley's is a vast improvement, but it was always going to be.

Nathan Brown - Looks like one of those celebrity mugshots.

Chopper's somehow less threatening with the handlebar AND the surfie mop top.

Dunn and Newton, I'm fairly certain, are a pair of cartoon characters.

Godders' eyes have finally closed over completely.

Chris Johnson is a Beatle.

Trav.... Trav, Trav, Trav.

JMac has returned to the crew-cut.

Having looked at the last set of photos extensively when doing team-sheets and the like, Moloney is WAY slimmer than last year, at least in the face. For whatever that's worth.

Most women I know are manlier looking than Neville.

Ferguson looks just like Robertson!!! HA!!!!

Bottom row hasn't changed AT ALL!

And the award for best photo... your friend and mine, the ultimate role model, setting a fine axample for kids everywhere...

Daniel Ward, with the mo' that looks like it's been stuck on, and the wry grin.

He gives James Kelly over at Geelong a run for his money for silliness in photos.

[John Dee 445]

I see that Ferg has had plastic surgery over the summer. Very impressive job too.

[Jaded No More 68,867]

Dear god no!

That photo is a bigger crime than his latest betting scandal.

[occo 2]

I love Carroll, Dunn, Holland (looks younger), c.johnson (looks older), trav, moloney, ward and whelans pictures

[conebone69 0]

chris johnson and carrol have the best photos

[dazzledavey36 54,421]

is it me or do they all look skinny and bony on the face!

[Harcourt 146]

Aaron Davey looks a bit like a devil with those hair horns and facial hair.

[St. Jon 0]

Danny Hughes looks like a monkey.

And Daniel Hayes looks like a conehead.

Go to the rookie players.

[ashleighn19 0]

is it just me, or has ferguson's photo been replaced by one of Robbo? weird!!

[deestroy08 0]

chris johnson hottest photo ever

[kryton 0]

http://melbournefc.com.au/default.asp?pg=p...p;spg=browseall

Most women I know are manlier looking than Neville.

You poor sod!

Daniel Ward, with the mo' that looks like it's been stuck on, and the wry grin. One of the village people??

and look at Miller then look at Biz - twins??

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[Toad33 57]

Forget the photos and look at the heights and weights!!!!

Ferg has apparently grown 5cm and lost 10kg from what was published in last years season guide.!!

Rivers has lost 7kg.

White 2kg

Neita 3.5kg

PJ 5kg

and Jamar seems to be the only player to put on a couple.

Go Dees - Leaner and Meaner (we hope).

[Mousey 47]

haha harcourt i agree Davey looks like a tru devil demon with his hair horns hahaah

I miss choppers old hair or shaved head looks meaner!

jesus Brock Mclean and Nathan jones have old vet faces especially brock

[rednblue2009 0]

wonder what would be said on a players' site if they ( the players ) were commenting pics of us !!

[Madness 44]

A lot of the profile pics haven't been updated, only the thumbnails have...

[Straight Sets Simon 23,113]

Good to see that they scrapped the advertising behind the player photos.

[Dappa Dan 2,188]

Good to see that they scrapped the advertising behind the player photos.

Chuckle.

[Dappa Dan 2,188]

http://www.essendonfc.com.au/team/default.asp

I just went to bigfooty and found my way to this link. I reckon we should do something like this. Surely it wouldn't be THAT expensive.

Lovett-Murray was the highlight. I know they do this in, I think, the NBA and NFl in America, and it looks fantastic. Having the players turn in live action and say their names, and maybe numbers.

[Straight Sets Simon 23,113]

Godders' eyes have finally closed over completely.

Godfrey sure does look shifty...

[Mousey 47]

hahahahhaha that essendon thing is fantastic! Good laugh at how awkward some of them felt, Look at Heffernan and Daveys one and matt lloyd does the whole i can stare you down look haha

[demon magik 0]

ferguson photo must be a mistake its robertson....

[Viney_12 1]

Ward looks like his trying to imitate Brandon Flowers from The Killers..

Heath Neville hahahah

[Guest demon38]

Was that a couple of our fellow demonlanders being escourted out of the casino by security around 6 a.m. this morning?

[Yze_Magic 3]

hahahahhaha that essendon thing is fantastic! Good laugh at how awkward some of them felt, Look at Heffernan and Daveys one and matt lloyd does the whole i can stare you down look haha

The photos are almost as funny as the firstline from Adam McPhees profile

".. One of the stars of the competition.."

Are they for real?

[btdemon 482]

http://www.essendonfc.com.au/team/default.asp

I just went to bigfooty and found my way to this link. I reckon we should do something like this. Surely it wouldn't be THAT expensive.

Lovett-Murray was the highlight. I know they do this in, I think, the NBA and NFl in America, and it looks fantastic. Having the players turn in live action and say their names, and maybe numbers.

The official MFC website is generally a very unsatisfying experience. Outdated info, no decent injury reports or progress, and few genuine insights in to footy. The sort of stuff us footy tragics crave is rarely there. I seldom bother with it.