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Just chew us up and spit us out again!

picket fence
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On 8/5/2017 at 10:19 PM, worldwideweb_demon said:

Believe me, it's not done with us yet. It won't let us off so easily.

Watch it pull us back in with two wins in the next two rounds before a coup de grace in round 23.

A more accurate foretelling of the future has never been made on this site.

Can i please have next weeks Powerball numbers?

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    On 22/05/2017 at 11:27 AM, picket fence said:

    Dont we all ! We all knew Norf would roll us, nothing surer, As day follows night. Another new season another false dawn, Yep Im like you not slitting wrists but just over an underperforming perrenial down hill skiers club!

    Its wrist slitting time.

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    Chin up guys! I haven't read too many posts but got the gist of how upset everyone is.

    Lots of positives from this year. How good were Petrecca and Oliver when we needed to stand up yesterday! They will be the future of our club.

    We weren't good enough this year. How many games did we play four decent quarters? We seem to give up 5, 6 goals in almost every game. Finals would have been a bit lucky if you asked me!

    Anyway, hope we have a great trade/draft period and the boys will be put in a strong pre-season so we can actually put together 4 quarters next year!

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