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Randy Rupert up for number 4

Earl Hood
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Old Rupert and Jerry Hall have announced their wedding celebration for March 5. I thought Jerry was intelligent but I was obviously very wrong. Why would she marry a walking cadaver like Old Rupert, totally ignoring his business history and political legacy for heavens sake. I don't believe she needs money but who knows, it's the only reason surely. 

They are to celebrate their wedding at St Brides in Fleet Street London on the day. Now if there is a God I am expecting plenty of thunder and lightning over the church on the day and perhaps the odd earthquake. If there isn't, that will settle the higher being argument in my mind. 

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    45 minutes ago, Earl Hood said:

    Old Rupert and Jerry Hall have announced their wedding celebration for March 5. I thought Jerry was intelligent but I was obviously very wrong. Why would she marry a walking cadaver like Old Rupert, totally ignoring his business history and political legacy for heavens sake. I don't believe she needs money but who knows, it's the only reason surely. 

    They are to celebrate their wedding at St Brides in Fleet Street London on the day. Now if there is a God I am expecting plenty of thunder and lightning over the church on the day and perhaps the odd earthquake. If there isn't, that will settle the higher being argument in my mind. 

    ?? bringin' on the Ritz ??   maybe she misses the bright lights  & poppin flashes. 

     

    power they say,  is a DRUG on its own...  but who's a junkie?

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    all seems very unsavoury, earl, but it is just history repeating itself. everyone has their price

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    1 hour ago, Earl Hood said:

    Old Rupert and Jerry Hall have announced their wedding celebration for March 5.

    I thought Jerry was intelligent but I was obviously very wrong. Why would she marry a walking cadaver like Old Rupert, totally ignoring his business history and political legacy for heavens sake. I don't believe she needs money but who knows, it's the only reason surely. 

    They are to celebrate their wedding at St Brides in Fleet Street London on the day. Now if there is a God I am expecting plenty of thunder and lightning over the church on the day and perhaps the odd earthquake. If there isn't, that will settle the higher being argument in my mind. 

    ..... apparently ol' Rupe' crashed & fell down a hell hole, at the ending of his last wedded bliss,  spy's tell us.

    the 't' party set,  said they could resurrect him...  & the story so far >

    .... jerry got wind of him,  & couldn't resist taking him/it for a spin. 

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    On 2/13/2016 at 10:01 PM, daisycutter said:

    all seems very unsavoury, earl, but it is just history repeating itself. everyone has their price

    yes watch the Movie "The Magic Christian" with Peter Sellers & Ringo Starr

    "Every Man Has His Price"....Classic Film

     

    Edited by Sir Why You Little

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    I believe Uncle Rupert is being married officially to JH at Saint Brides in Fleet Street today their time. The guest list is impressive as far as we know, very secretive of course. I know for sure that Lucifer, Belzebub, Satan and El Diablo are all there in the front row, but not clear who else got an invite at this stage. 

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    58 minutes ago, Earl Hood said:

    I believe Uncle Rupert is being married officially to JH at Saint Brides in Fleet Street today their time. The guest list is impressive as far as we know, very secretive of course. I know for sure that Lucifer, Belzebub, Satan and El Diablo are all there in the front row, but not clear who else got an invite at this stage. 

    The Deed has been done...

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    2 hours ago, Earl Hood said:

    I believe Uncle Rupert is being married officially to JH at Saint Brides in Fleet Street today their time. The guest list is impressive as far as we know, very secretive of course. I know for sure that Lucifer, Belzebub, Satan and El Diablo are all there in the front row, but not clear who else got an invite at this stage. 

     

    wot, wrecka didn't git an invite?  wot about that old pro dee?

    one of them could have held his coat tails. surely.

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