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didn't the trapper rack up 40+ possessions in the kreuzer cup?

Only kicked 1 goal though

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Correct. I believe he also had 35 and 4 in that epic semi against Adelaide in 2002.

25 and 4

25 and 4

You're right. But in another 13 years I'll be telling people he had 45 and 8.

 

A good interview with Bernie: http://www.melbournefc.com.au/news/2015-04-22/Match+analysis:+The+return+of+Bern

But this part really warms a Dee supporter's heart:

“I was just having a bit of fun. I was testing a few blokes out and a few of my old mates – and that’s what footy’s about. I don’t think I’m too popular over here now,” he told Dee TV with his renowned cheeky smile.

“I’ll live with that – I don’t care. I was just having a bit of fun – and that’s what we play footy for. It doesn’t worry me at all. I’m a Melbourne player now.

“If that means Adelaide people not liking me – that’s what it means, but I’m still mates with all of the Adelaide boys.

“I’ll do anything I can for the Melbourne footy club to win.”

Love Bernie :wub:

Edited by Lucifer's Hero

A good interview with Bernie: http://www.melbournefc.com.au/news/2015-04-22/Match+analysis:+The+return+of+Bern

But this part really warms a Dee supporter's heart:

“I was just having a bit of fun. I was testing a few blokes out and a few of my old mates – and that’s what footy’s about. I don’t think I’m too popular over here now,” he told Dee TV with his renowned cheeky smile.

“I’ll live with that – I don’t care. I was just having a bit of fun – and that’s what we play footy for. It doesn’t worry me at all. I’m a Melbourne player now.

“If that means Adelaide people not liking me – that’s what it means, but I’m still mates with all of the Adelaide boys.

“I’ll do anything I can for the Melbourne footy club to win.”

Love Bernie :wub:

Given your moniker which is one of the best on Demonland, I am not sure if this real love or fictional love. As well as his good looks, Bernie does have long legs and when he lets fly from 50m out with one of those trademark long bombs I do get a tingle up my spine just like when I see a beautiful girl half my age walk down the street in front of me. A bit hard to find here but definitely found on the boulevards of paris and rome.


Given your moniker which is one of the best on Demonland, I am not sure if this real love or fictional love. As well as his good looks, Bernie does have long legs and when he lets fly from 50m out with one of those trademark long bombs I do get a tingle up my spine just like when I see a beautiful girl half my age walk down the street in front of me. A bit hard to find here but definitely found on the boulevards of paris and rome.

Yes, I have been rather unfaithful Ernest!

Lucifer's Hero came from a play on words for my adoration of my hero the great Jimmy Stynes.

But the young Demon guys have won me over.

And yes, I have cast a roving eye over those gorgeous latin lads in Paris and Rome during my travels.

As, my good-looking faves are Bernie and Dom and I am more than old enough to be their mother, it must remain fictional love. :wacko:

As an aside I some times go to the footy with a gay male friend and it is quite funny that we are admiring the same things about footballers...I dread to think what conversation that comment will spark if BBO and his mates see it. Ah, well a bit more fun on DL won't hurt!! :cool:

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