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HOW good is the draft going to be...

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Would have been more exciting of we had traded for another pick in the top 20.

Instead we are stuck with no hopers like Carroll, Bruce, Bell. Jamar etc when they could have been used to bring in extra picks.

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If hawthorn gave there pick 16 for okeefe to sydney

they would have given us there pick 12 for green

which means we would have had

1 12 17 19 35

WOW!!!!

 
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we could have pick 1 and 2 next year if we are shite again

according to a good source next years draft has a potential C Judd in it!!!

wow

If hawthorn gave there pick 16 for okeefe to sydney

they would have given us there pick 12 for green

which means we would have had

1 12 17 19 35

WOW!!!!

No Goose.


we could have pick 1 and 2 next year if we are shite again

according to a good source next years draft has a potential C Judd in it!!!

wow

Goose, what does Fairyland look like?

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HT

im trying to be positive mate..... your a pretty ordinary individual that likes things to be nice and depressing!!!

we will get pick 1 again next year and perhaps 2

and if green had agreed to go to sydney we would have had there pick 12 (FACT!!!)

 
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eaze if you read it properly

sydney get hwathorns pick 16

so they then have 13 and 16

and replace okeefe with green

give us pick 16 or pick 13

so they dont lose a pick and gain green for okeefe!!!!

that whats the deal was..... i know!!!

Would have been more exciting of we had traded for another pick in the top 20.

Instead we are stuck with no hopers like Carroll, Bruce, Bell. Jamar etc when they could have been used to bring in extra picks.

You're a tool. Only two of them are no hopers. Bruce is absolutely a required player, and Bell will be traded in a couple of years when he's worth more (hopefully to GC). Hasn't even reached his prime age yet.

If hawthorn gave there pick 16 for okeefe to sydney

they would have given us there pick 12 for green

which means we would have had

1 12 17 19 35

WOW!!!!

On what planet would THAT have ever happened?


On what planet would THAT have ever happened?

Chris Connolly just stated that Sydney wanted Green, and that a high draft pick would have been involved.

C U Next Tuesday.

Edited by Yze_Magic

Chris Connolly just stated that Sydney wanted Green, and that a high draft pick would have been involved.

I'll say it again, Sexy Legs...

On what planet would that have ever happened. At the start of the week all the clubs were saying we'd trade this and that... and look what actually went through? Stuff all...

Chris Connolly getting on the radio and saying something was going to happen isn't the same thing as actually having it happen...

Once again, Y_M ignores the facts... Is Brad Green a Sydney Swan? No...

Go back to your bedroom and get back to what you do best... Playing with yourself, little boy. Come back when you can think of something substantial to write.

Edited by Nasher

I'll say it again, Sexy Legs...

On what planet would that have ever happened. At the start of the week all the clubs were saying we'd trade this and that... and look what actually went through? Stuff all...

Chris Connolly getting on the radio and saying something was going to happen isn't the same thing as actually having it happen...

Once again, Y_M ignores the facts... Is Brad Green a Sydney Swan? No...

Go back to your bedroom and get back to what you do best... Playing with yourself, little boy. Come back when you can think of something substantial to write.

You are fighting out of your weight division, Dappa.

I am Mike Tyson, while you are Pee Wee Herman.

I am The Beatles, while you are The Wiggles.

I am Rodney Dangerfield, while you are Trevor Marmalade.

I am the A380 Airbus, while you are a beaten up old Cessna.

I am the majestic river Nile, while you are the Maribyrnong.

I am the Pyramids of Egypt, while you are Kryal Castle.

I am Jimi Hendrixs fender strat, while you are Rolf Harris' wobble board.

I am the city of Dubai, while you are the town of Chernobyl.

You are fighting out of your weight division, Dappa.

I am Mike Tyson, while you are Pee Wee Herman.

I am The Beatles, while you are The Wiggles.

I am Rodney Dangerfield, while you are Trevor Marmalade.

I am the A380 Airbus, while you are a beaten up old Cessna.

I am the majestic river Nile, while you are the Maribyrnong.

I am the Pyramids of Egypt, while you are Kryal Castle.

I am Jimi Hendrixs fender strat, while you are Rolf Harris' wobble board.

I am the city of Dubai, while you are the town of Chernobyl.

strange comparisons... Rodney Dangerfield? surely you could've come up with someone better...

You are fighting out of your weight division, Dappa.

I am Mike Tyson, while you are Pee Wee Herman.

I am The Beatles, while you are The Wiggles.

I am Rodney Dangerfield, while you are Trevor Marmalade.

I am the A380 Airbus, while you are a beaten up old Cessna.

I am the majestic river Nile, while you are the Maribyrnong.

I am the Pyramids of Egypt, while you are Kryal Castle.

I am Jimi Hendrixs fender strat, while you are Rolf Harris' wobble board.

I am the city of Dubai, while you are the town of Chernobyl.

Did you like the edit? Nice one Nasher...

I see you took my advice on masturbation seriously, Y_M...

I'm beginning to seriously wonder if you're actually mentally deficient in some way.

So is there ANY danger you'll ever actually make a point anytime soon? Or is this still "Yze_Magic.com" sponsored by demonland.

God I hope one day soon we can get rid of this child so everyone can get back to enjoying talking about football, instead of self-involved wankers...


If hawthorn gave there pick 16 for okeefe to sydney

they would have given us there pick 12 for green

which means we would have had

1 12 17 19 35

WOW!!!!

No Goose, No. Just, No.

I am Jimi Hendrixs fender strat, while you are Rolf Harris' wobble board.

I LOL'ed :lol: :lol:

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