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It`s apparent the MFC need to come up with new idea`s to stay ahead of the pack.

I suggest a breeding program where anyone who has played more than 100 games for this great club has an incentive to multiply.

Maybe a 10k baby bonus

I want a father son champion

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    Yeah right! You will get a team of absolute duds that will cost the club a fortune.

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    It`s apparent the MFC need to come up with new idea`s to stay ahead of the pack.

    I suggest a breeding program where anyone who has played more than 100 games for this great club has an incentive to multiply.

    Maybe a 10k baby bonus

    I want a father son champion

    We should encourage them to not marry, but have many girlfriends, & we could organise child payments & a creche @ the 'G'.

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    I want a father son champion

    Pretty hard when we have no champions.

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    Jim Stynes, gary lyon, todd Vineys kids will all play for us!!!!

    Thank you.

    You can add some Grinters, Fidges, Shwartz`s ect.....

    I will also nominate my three sister`s as candidates, they all love a good fight.

    Get these guy`s doing it !

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    Does anyone actually know when the next viable father-son pick for us becomes available? We'll be waiting a few years on Jimmy's boy(probably about 12) and i think Gary's oldest is about 13-14 and Viney's might be about the same.

    Does anyone know if Lovett, Yeats, Obst, Rhode, Grinter or Greg Healy have any kids?

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    I seem to recall hearing that Lyon's eldest son was only playing in the 9B team at school. If true, I can't see him in the red and blue.

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    Even if that's year 9/under 15s (as opposed to under 9s) A LOT of development happens between 14 and 17/18.

    I've seen kids who kicked 8 a game in U15s not even make Eastern Ranges 2 years later and others who couldn't get a kick then go close to being drafted

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    Not sure why father-and-son is important or productive.

    If genetic procreation was applied as it is for sheep dogs, then maybe.

    Given human reproduction is a variable sport, I can't see the benefit.

    Give me a mongrel who just wants to play footy. :)

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    We should encourage them to not marry, but have many girlfriends, & we could organise child payments & a creche @ the 'G'.

    That's creative....

    Neita better get cracking too!!!!! :lol:

    fwiw HT has a boy on the way.....playing music to him, :lol: : -

    1/ Up there Cazaly

    2/ Melbourne fc theme song

    Any other suggestions?

    Perhaps John Kennedy's "Don't think, DO!!" speech

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