Seraph

So he has gone from "maybe he'll play, we'll see if we can manage it" to "maybe we should seek the opinion of an expert". The expert says he needs surgery, so he'll be out for 8 weeks. What in the actual F is our 'medical' team doing?

Incredible that it's easy to think back to Jack Viney and his foot issues, and him nearly having to give up the game. He could barely run at times. I'm certain retirement was mentioned. To come back and play at the level he has for the past few years, and to win another B&F is an outstanding reflection on his character and work effort.

Viney runs down Gawn and wins it by the smallest of margins!

Goodie speaks about 'The Process' like he has Stockholm syndrome at times.

You'd love to see Ben Brown continue his coaching work and remain around the club, what an amazing guy.

Ed Langdon wins the TRUE Player award.

In what is likely a surprise to absolutely no-one, Caleb Windsor wins the Best Young Player award.

Riv wins the Coaches Award

I'm sure now, more than ever, that we completely replaced the entire media and comms team with interns.

Gus is up now.

Thank you Gus for calling out Pert completely botching BB's number. How would anyone remotely connected to the club not know that he's number 50?

The graphics don't even match up with the votes being read out? Not a great start, considering that highlights package looked like it was played at about 8 frames per second.

Seems like it, given the MC addressed him directly in the opening.

Nothing quite says unity like the CEO shopping around a player, and the board not knowing about it.

No pre-season and being injured might have something to do with that.

The pandering to Daicos is vomit worthy.

What achievement? Coming second?

Wild to see Cripps scoring so highly. If only he knew how to kick.

Another example of our inspired trading with Billings

Melksham McDonald

You wonder if Lever isn't the only one with illness with this kind of performance.

Blatantly obvious that players are in self-protection mode. What the [censored] was that from Hore?

Call me a crackpot but I do wonder if Moore would be out with concussion if they were playing finals next week.