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It’s game day baby. Pumped! About to consume a few alcoholic beverages in the office and then off to the G. See you there. Go Dees! SN34

It’s game day baby. Pumped! Dees by 5 points in a close one. No Lever, no May, no worries. We have Blake Blazer Howes. Go Dees! SN34

Probably finish off with a goalless quarter.

Fatigue incoming………… Bombers to get the first couple of goals in the last qtr. Probably in the first two minutes. I’ve read this book before.

That’s our one goal for the term

What does Henderson offer to this team?

What does Henderson offer to this team?

Where is Oliver?

Putrid defending for that last goal

We are a rabble

Let’s go flame heads!

It’s game day baby. Pumped to the max! Go Dees. I hate the Dons. SN34

It’s game day baby. Pumped! It’s all about attitude and intent today. Show some fight and make us proud. We can win this. Go Dees! SN34

We are so bad

Poor decision making. Skill execution terrible.

On the tram to Docklands. It stinks. I hate people.

It’s game day baby. Pumped! Heading out to Colonial stadium for the first time in over 10 years. Hope I don’t regret it. Go Dees. SN34

Chompers!

Looks very sharp

Onto more important issues. New padded seats to Trident level 2, very nice (and no chewy stuck underneath) but where are the cup holders? Seriously MCG, WTF 😀

It’s game day baby. Pumped! Just take it easy today Demonlanders, it’s only round one. Don’t get feral. It’s a long season. Go Dees!! SN34

Collingwood +20 contested possessions, +4 clearances, lost by 52 points.

Hey fox footy, commentary is good but WTF is that massive scorecard at the bottom of the screen? Scale it back a bit.

The footy is back baby! Hoping the hawks return to earth with a thud. And that jumper looks sheet.

Given our inaccuracy in front of goal, should the AFL introduce a "close enough" rule just for the Dees? Seriously though, how good were Trac and Clarry, 61 possies between them. Pumped for the season ahead. Go Dees.