Biffen

I'm calm.

1 hour ago, daisycutter said:

yes,  brayshaw was sacrificed on the altar of filth and greed.

i for one, won't forget.

I've been concussed many times both on and off the field.

Forget what?

11 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

why did smith take the single with 8 runs required and expose hazelwood to joseph

incredibly dumb at that stage 

Un-Australian.

I'm glad we lost.

Hopefully they'll learn to shut up and just play cricket.

On 26/01/2024 at 10:47, Moonshadow said:

75th India Republic Day as well!

The old jewel in the Crown eh..

Do they still bring tiffen out for those that like to safari?

Might organise a hunt .

Looking for Rickshaw and Pallanquin operators as we speak.

Bitters prefers the pallanquin.

I think the bumpy roads play havoc with his gout.

Me-I rough it in the rickshaw and hunt straight from the seat.

If theres a duck at 12 O'clock and I yell DUCK It can really slow down proceedings.

23 hours ago, Little Goffy said:

Having a terrible time finding a reliable supplier of leaded petrol, too!

I get mine flown in from Cambodia.

We could combine freight costs.

I import a lot of Sassafras oil from the old Khmer govt.

21 hours ago, daisycutter said:

and in breaking news today .......

Victoria police say a fire at a tobacco shop is possibly linked to other recent arson attacks, as the government announces a crackdown on illegal tobacco imports.

great to see the boys in blue are on the ball

AKA-Scared of tackling Lebanese crime syndicates.

1 hour ago, Demonstone said:

It's hilarious how this very minor issue has triggered the "Old man shouting at clouds" brigade.  

Don’t get me started on cloud seeding, Chem trails etc.

It triggers me.

8 hours ago, Sir Why You Little said:

Do you think i should have gone harder?

Full stick.

5 hours ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

I’m trans-skinny. 

I think this is a wonderful move by the AFL.

I say this as someone who has conquered anorexia.(Very successfully).

3 hours ago, Sir Why You Little said:

More Madness. The world is just becoming so boring now. 
You just can’t offend anyone at all. 
 

try walking on canes for 52 years and then come and see me. 

 

Typical canist remark.

2023 was his best year.

Worked hard to get to where he is.

On 30/10/2022 at 21:59, Bitter but optimistic said:

No pressure kid !

His woodwork teacher says Noah works well in a High Pressure System.

It’s not all about you Pickett!!!!

We’ll put a rock through it.

Reminds me of a friend who left a scathing review of “Cats”- The movie.

He suggested he’d like to show his (rear) to Cats.

So 1 star? I replied

2 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

Moons Crevasse is a great location for star gazing!

I think I'll stay in.

Just now, Moonshadow said:

At least they changed the name of Biffen's Inlet

"Moons Crevasse" hasn't exactly been winning awards on Trip Advisor.

17 minutes ago, Little Goffy said:

It was Biffen Lakes 5 posts ago.

By the end of the day it'll be Biffen Puddles.

That sounds like a delightful place, actually. 'I'm off to Biffen Puddles for the weekend'.

In my heavy drinking days it was "Biffen Falls".

2 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Bah !!!  "Beware a Biffen bearing gifts"!

It’s actually more like Biffen Ponds.

2 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Arthur Daley springs to mind.

You win a trip to Biffen Lakes.

1 minute ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Arthur Daley springs to mind.

Half a Day Lee.

Correct

Just now, Bitter but optimistic said:

King Charles ?

Central London but more East End

Clue: Named after a British TV character.

1 hour ago, Little Goffy said:

Lee Halfey Oswald?

Close…

and a good one

His first name was Lee.