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Biffen

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  1. Biffen replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    The ice should be placed AROUND the beer to cool it before the bottle is opened. I have tried to explain this to the people of Vietnam but they will not accept my imperialist attitude. Either that or they cannot wait required half hour for the bottles to cool down. The ice itself is fine,the beer tolerable. Helps wash down the bbq rats marinated in chilli and lemongrass.
  2. Biffen replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    Geez Hardtack ,I never picked you for an old fella.I've been to Nam twice as a tourist and I would never have survived the mozzies . My wife is from Tay Ninh and her dad was "re-educated" for 3 years when the South lost . Lovely people but the ice in the beer is really a post war crime.
  3. Biffen replied to dee-luded's post in a topic in Other Sports
    Bravery and making sense may not be a strong point of the French.But you have to admire their knowledge of cheese, smallgoods and sexual deviancy .
  4. Biffen replied to dee-luded's post in a topic in Other Sports
    Dont they all need to be a few minutes in front of Cadel to have any chance? He is a killer on the time trial and wipes them all there as long as he is within 6 minutes or so. Cadel looks like he is doing it easily . As long as he stays up -he'll win .
  5. Biffen replied to Whispering_Jack's post in a topic in Other Sports
    Is that why Bradman went there?Thanks for clearing that up.
  6. Biffen replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    Surely not Daisy . He has never been a fan of the youth policy to my knowledge. I trust that he is not involved in the drug trade either-unless as a customer. Other than that-you would have to wear a "Kim Bradley won in Vegas " T-shirt to get locked up there surely?
  7. Biffen replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    Thats more of a boast than a sledge really .Half an hour- What a Romeo!
  8. Biffen replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    Very funny redleg .This modern trend of players telling players that they have raped their mother is appalling .These days a player cannot simply punch another player in the head so they are forced to "dob in" the offenders.it is a ridiculous sledge that says more about the sledger than the sledgee .
  9. Biffen replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    If I was Jack Watts I would be destroying Cherries every night. I bet he's been slaying them since he was at Brighton. Could be why he is always so relaxed .
  10. Biffen replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    Definately Penski material.
  11. Biffen replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    Yes ,I was referring to the episode where Baldrick was making coffee with mud ,using dandruff for sugar etc..
  12. Biffen replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    What do you use for milk?Desperately trying to upload Baldrick clip from WW1 but too technologicly retarded.
  13. Maybe Neeld should just apologise to Cale and start wearing a "Sh!t Happens" T-shirt to training . Jack T" Neeldy ,some of the guys think everything is getting a little bit intense" Neeld"No worries Jack ,we'll have some beer , pizza ,and a big d&m chat about what REALLY motivates all the guys" Jack "Cool Marky Mark-catch you tomorrow ,I gotta go early to get a waxing done for the party on Friday night" MN "Sweet-Have fun dude!"
  14. Jeez ,standards in Journalism must have slipped to a new rock bottom if he "good" paper is quoting us .Still-at least some of us can spell on this site. The pies' must be like a finger-painting play group of severe nuffys. Cale really has copped some flack-lets see how he handles it-which is the only important thing when you are sledged .
  15. If he keeps doing it-I'm gonna keep hating it. It's not personal-it just my stupid pride. I dont hate the guy . Funny thing is I can almost tell when he is going to make a massive ,momentum turning ,monumental ,putrid ,stinking ,basic error . I can see him thinking. So can the oppposition-and they like the way he thinks .
  16. "Great decision to kick short Cale,Better luck next time me old mate ,we all make mistakes-it's just that yours are so horrendous I want rip me eyes out with hot forceps and throw them in the fire".
  17. Biffen replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    Save me a seat-I'm running late.
  18. Biffen replied to Whispering_Jack's post in a topic in Other Sports
    I feel terrible for him personally and as a human being. I reckon he is on the way to the IPL professionally . Whether he keeps again for Australia is not really important to him currently I would guess .
  19. Biffen replied to Whispering_Jack's post in a topic in Other Sports
    Sadly for Haddin ,his days are numbered .Never disliked him at all as he is a class batsman but not a keepers ring .Wade can keep from what I have seen so far .So he keeps his job.
  20. Biffen replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    What ever happened to JATZ CRACKERS
  21. Biffen replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    I just hate Hawthorn and Collingwood.Pity there was not more blood shed last night .
  22. Father of the year .
  23. We'll talk about whatever takes our fancy on here as long as we don't slander /libel people intentionally .I really hate being censored or told to keep on topic when this is after all ,a diversion ,and a fairly harmless one . If you really dont like the topic or the comments then go back and talk about Jack Watts or something that goes in circles . I for one feel there are some interesting and varied viewpoints on here and besides that ,you are not a moderator .
  24. Biffen replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    CArlton and Hawthorn have mentioned the P word a bit . Oh no -not the 80's again I hope .Unless it's the latter part where we knock those teams out of finals series .