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Jesse Christ

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Everything posted by Jesse Christ

  1. I can't hear you over the noise of me chowing down on this massive banana daisy. It's girthy.
  2. This is happening at my house right now. Thought you guys might like to know that. Jealous? Yeah you should be! http://www.taste.com.au/recipes/9847/banana+split
  3. How many banana product can one consume before they turn into a banana? I eat 4 a day on average, no BS!
  4. Enjoy your holiday and stop posting guys. What is wrong with you two?
  5. AKA- breakfast.
  6. People not wanting to come to the dees ends next year, when they realize what playing in a team with Viney means. Am I happy? Absolutely over the moon. We got Hogan and Viney, I am wrapped! We are instantly a better team without kicking a ball. Now MFC finish off this dream result for me, and get Wines and Viney together- leading by example, showing the rest of the team how it's done. What a day!
  7. Really haven't seen much of Caddy at all, but for those who have, how would he rate if he was at Melbourne? Better than Chunk? I feel if he could impact in our midfield and all it took was pick #13 to get him & an understanding that Viney is off limits- then go for it. I'll back the club with this call but would love if any posters know anything about him. Had a look at his 2010 highlights- although from 2 years ago he looked very handy. Could Viney and Caddy combo strike fear in the hearts of opposition. Need more info on Caddy someone please
  8. I have to be honest and say I haven't seen much of Caddy but if there's better out there in the draft surely we will go for them instead. I just hope the recruiting team make every pick count as this is our most important draft in my memory.
  9. I haven't seen too much of Caddy so obviously I'd trust the club on this but he'd want to be good to even consider giving up 13 for. Feel that there will be many quality players left around that number so not really fussing about Caddy at this stage.
  10. This breaks my heart
  11. Hey there fellow demonlanders my name is Dajana- or Dianne in English. My friends call me Dee, it is quite fitting as I love the Dees so. Came over to Australia from Croatia with my old man at the tender age of 2- so I'm dinky die Aussie! Follow the Demons because Melbourne is the city we settled in. I am 5'11, lanky and a dead ringer for Rosie Huntington, I am a total klutz and one of the biggest social retards you'll will ever hope to meet (hence my presence here). I would describe myself a tom boy (had no female influences as my mother left after I was born) I speak my mind and I find it hard to trust people. Waiting for our next flag I am very optimistic. Hoping for it to come soon so I have a legitimate excuse to get a tattoo. Oh and the glory that comes with being number one and hopefully shaking that range rover snow [censored] tag would be nice too!
  12. I think we have viruses.. I get the mysteriously slow dssapearing "posted images" too Posted ImagePosted Image Cheers.
  13. It's my birthday and on this joyous occasion I bought myself some bananas. You may think I jest but Safeway 5.79 a kg says why the bloody hell not to me!
  14. Red Mosquito, Pearl Jam- great guitar solo!
  15. Or something that was released after 1990..
  16. When you ignore a user is there any way to get their stupid little username and stupid little face off the main demonland forum feed?
  17. Oh no they had something alright. I'm in a fighting mood!
  18. you need a good shot of testosterone son man up!
  19. Walt sleeps with Hank..
  20. I'm thinking pressure point, or ivegottastiffy.. maybe steven Segal. Did you catch that last episode of BB? Was it still good or did I ruin it for you?
  21. I've got a few ideas whizzing about in my head. muffin top is one, speckie git is another..
  22. I'm sick of my user name, how do I change it? something something something bananas.
  23. Lol, nah I left it like that all through last night and at work today. The guys at the garage were most pleased!
  24. Make a noise and make it clear!
  25. It was a backless dees one. Horrah!

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