Queanbeyan Demon

It's almost 2025 Binny. We are blowing up what should have been a minimum of two flags. The psychopaths have been running amuck for years. Throwing up a premiership that happened over three years ago is wallpapering over the cracks of chronic dysfunction that has engulfed the club since the flag. I continue to assert that my expectations are not unreasonable.

My expectations are not unreasonable I would have thought: A president and CEO that do not operate in a parallel universe A game style that results in more goals than behinds in finals A recruiting regime that can find more that one competent big forward in 10 years.

Looking at some of the names on their list, Horethorn will be dealing with HAZMAT long after they've moved to Ding-a-Ling-ly.

There's a group of us that meet at a cafe in Fyshwick and talk footy every week. I read the quote from Goody to them. We all had to wipe our eyes with the serviettes provided. One bloke is still ROTFL.

A closet TJ fan maybe? Personally, I've been fixated on the number 11 for 40 years.

I was amazed when I read Ryan's article (someone must have put him up to it) - but not so much to do with the reservations others have expressed. I have SFA good memories of VFL Park. Hell hole as far as I'm concerned. But this is the issue for me . . . The climate conditions there are f@#&*d. The wind is atrocious. We can't hit a target on match day now. How the hell can we train for target hitting on a ground that was/is notoriously infamous for it's horrendous cross winds and appalling winter weather?

Looks like the Horse is struggling to keep pace, but Big Cox always knows how to finish strong.

So Swans have Big Cox.

if Ponissi tries to move clarry on behind the back of the club, we have a ponzi scheme.

Applies to Cummins strolling out to bat at three yesterday.

Play him on the HBF. Can't wait till we play Horethorn. Anyway - if he doesn't work out, trade him to Essenscum for a future first rounder.

As soon as you download TT onto your device, you might as well be handing Beijing your birth certificate and driver license. It's extraordinary how the nation railed against the Australia Card 40 years ago and now we provide our most personal information to hostile actors in the blink of a PIN.

I'm triggered by reading this page.

How many finals have they won in the last 8 years again?

No it is not. Demonland is the sacred realm where paranoia meets passion, and every preseason training update becomes a 50-page saga of hope, dread, and wild speculation. It’s where rumours run rampant, sometimes turning an off-hand comment from a boot-studder’s cousin into tomorrow’s headline. Double-speak thrives here as well, with phrases like, “They’re tracking well” secretly meaning “someone’s ankle is in six pieces.” In short, it’s where the heartbeat of the red and blue beats erratically, as any good Demon fan would have it

Great FIXture scheme of arrangement overall . . . SH for Trac's brand.

So am I . . . and that's the problem.

Brian Waldron as salary cap manager as the steak knives?

Not yet @Ugottobekidding. But I'm reliably informed that Tony Lockett has returned fitter than he's even been.

Are the board meeting today?

Bella should be our next captain.

So, the only head to roll was Pert's. Surprised.

Yeah - cos they just haven't been serious.

Do we actually have any facts available about the appointment to make a considered determination on the nature of the appointment? Asking for my friend.

We're making a massive assumption that they'll even be permitted to participate in the 2025 draft.