Very Jaded

Get [censored] Goodwin. Make a goddamn move! Take Oscar off Bruce. Do it. Now. Do it!

Even when the ball takes forever to go into their forwardline we are still out of position. How?!

Why. Are. You. So. Loose?! So many players jogging on their own.

Literally a spud who has made his career playing Melbourne.

Membrey again. Get [censored]. What a joke of a team. What magical invisible teammate are you handballing to Oscar?!

Brayshaw is horrible. What has happened to him? I love Josh Bruce and Membrey always killing us. A couple of goddamn spuds.

[censored] woeful. Get [censored] with this [censored] Goodwin. Honestly this is a disgrace and we should be ashamed of this display.

Man. The. [censored]. Up! They just picked 7 unmanned players.

Bring back May! ???

Jesus Frost look alive!

Try harder to [censored] it up. Please! Trac why would you pass it?! You are 29m out FFS!

Jesus can anyone in this team hit a target?! A quality of this game ensures we won’t get so many free to air games next year. We are not good to watch!

These [censored] handballs!

Oh Frost!

Wtf Harmes?!

Oh to make positional discoveries a mere 6 weeks before a player is due to retire. How useful.

Well I’ll take it. If we can start defending, we might win this.

Frost ball at its finest. What a handball! Fritsch is such a damn good forward. A hard one to defend as he is so good in the air and at ground level. If only he played forward all year!

Absolutely nailing it are the umpires tonight haha

Both Wagners need to go! Lack of fitness, arrogance, or laziness? Which makes us a worse defensive running side?

Gil plotting how to further ruin the game from the stands. Jones has got to hit a target! Jesus footy basics 101!

Viney has to pay respects to his opponent. His loose rubbish defensive running is [censored] poor from a captain. Also we are having a good umpiring run. Jones needed to mark that!

Jesus Wagners are awful! St Kilda very cleverly isolating Salem deep. Ratten is an incredibly smart coach. Wish he could come to Melbourne.

Well 2019 called and they are happy to be back in business.

Just stupid from Smith. Boot it out!