Very Jaded

I’m fairly sure players don’t just do what they feel like from a positional perspective. We have Jackson and Tmac playing high. Watching Goodwin move magnets on this board all I can think of is the Titanic.

Tantalizing stuff ?

Ball has come inside 50 7 times in two quarters. Unsure what a FF is meant to be doing with that sizzling stat.

Goodwin will say it’s all a learning process.

I can’t wait for the excuses from Goodwin and his apologists

This umpire is an absolute [censored].

Why is Trac even in the backline? God I hate this club so so much sometimes. They are a soul destroying money sucking mediocre embarrassment

Fritsch on the wing. That’s new ?

Why is Brayshaw not playing on ball ahead of Sparrow?

Would be a good start. I would love a coaching group with a strategy other than kick long to Gawn then bomb longer inside 50 to nobody

We better not make some half arsed comeback while Port take their foot off the pedal only to lose by a handful of goals and be told by Goodwin it was a good learning experience and we take a lot from that game. Get absolutely [censored].

May’s finger BOG for Melbourne

Disgusting. Actually disgusting

9 years ago today we lost that Geelong game. Sadly not much has changed. Except we had a better coach then.

Absolute clueless morons

Is Harmes taking the [censored]?

Tom marks for the first time since 1976.... still waiting for his goal this decade

Umpiring is certainly not making me less angry

I’m done. This is a joke. Do something you dumb [censored] sitting in the box.

Revolting free

Game over. Well done Melbourne. You never cease to be a disappointing mediocre bunch of average footballers with a horribly coached set up.

HIT A TARGET ?

Back line constantly out of position. Our midfielders are just jogging like they’re on a [censored] vacation. Game over I believe.

Call in sick tomorrow. Be a good citizen. Never has calling in sick been more heroic.

Lol. This kick is the exact reason why watching Melbourne is about as fun as getting anally probed.