Very Jaded

Any risk Hogan takes a contested [censored] mark?

I mean how can you tackle him not high? He’s the size of a soft [censored].

This game is about as enjoyable as a colonoscopy

Not good enough to rely on. Umpires [censored] love the Dogs. What a joke.

My kingdom for Walters ?

I know. I was hoping to watch a movie by now, knowing this season is done. Instead I need to waste another 30 minutes watching this [censored].

Their backline is commendable. Everything else is hot garbage. I swear they remind me so much of Melbourne.

Toby Greene says hi. Small man syndrome.

This disgusting mullet is offensive to my eyeballs.

FFS Hogan. Soft as butter. [censored] HUNTER. Someone smash that tiny man.

Naughton out. Man down. Come on Failmantle!

Yeah sounds like he started drinking in the hub. Ran out of booze, so went drinking outside the hub. A bad look all around.

His set shot routine is a [censored] nightmare. A Covid patient on a vantilator would have a better chance kicking a goal than this moron.

They won’t go far in finals. I hope Pies beat Port and they end up in Perth.

In: Dogs Out: Dees

Hopefully it’s something like “[censored] if only we learnt to win games we should instead of falling apart like a cheap suit under pressure”.

The Dogs have had a dream run this season. To finish 7th is not that much of an achievement given their ridiculously soft travel schedule.

No chance the Dockers win this unless some freak storm hits Cairns. They can’t win it unless it’s a massive scrap. Dogs are so much more skilled.

Their skills > Our skills ?‍♀️

Spot the difference

Goodbye 2020. You’ve been the literal worst.

This match is the final nail in my 2020 coffin. Not sure I can take much more.

Oh [censored] off Josh Bruce- destroying Melbourne since 1975!

Jesus H Christ. Why am I watching this? Haven’t I suffered enough in 2020?

[censored] Hunter. Can someone man up on this tiny [censored]?