Jaded No More

Watching Frawley beat Brown (my favourite AFL player) was like the greatest footy porn ever... except what I imagine winning a flag would be!

1- Frawley/Grimes 3- Watts 4- Scully 5- Garland Top 5 is hard. I could name half a dozen players once I was done with Frawley and Grimes.

Get a room you two!

I'm spending Sunday afternoon relaxing with a bottle of wine, instead of yelling at Newton/Bruce/Umpires ... and I miss yelling at Newton/Bruce/Umpires

Woo... a NAB Cup game in MELBOURNE! Should be a bit of fun for us footy losers who go into major withdrawals in the off season.

Of course, and so they should. What use is a player who can't perform in finals?

I still don't get how China can make all the junk that fills up our lives, but couldn't give me a clear picture of Liam Jurrah playing footy. Should have asked the agent I work with in Shanghai to record the game for me.

Is that the biggest epic premature anger fail ever?

Ha. Man this place used to get so many LOLs out of me. I've become jaded (oh yeah, I went there) and bitter at my old age. What used to make me laugh once, now makes me want to bang my head against a wall/ murder everyone.

I'm pretty sure that one day Liam Jurrah is going to say "I'm going to kick 20 today, and there is absolutely nothing you can do to stop me". Hopefully this occurs on Grand Final day, as we smash Carlton by 20 goals and I can proceed to die happy!

So Warnock couldn't crack a game down back for a good part of the season last year, and Cheney was traded due to defensive surplus, and yet you think Michael Newton is going to earn a game down there? The last thing we need is more defenders. We may keep him on our list for insurance purposes, but his time to become a solid AFL player has come and gone. It still absolutely blows me away that he earns himself countless threads on here.

That would be great. Maybe we can get copies made for a donation that we can put back into the club or give to Reach? Would love love love to see that last quarter. Hearing BT screaming orgasmically about Jurrah, but then seeing nothing but a random pixelated forest was so frustrating!

HAHAHAHAHAHA. Stealing that for my signature. Thanks!

Fixed.

Well, it's good to know that Jurrah's awesomeness transcendence continents. GO DEES!!!!

I wonder whether we'll be able to watch a decent replay version, when the streaming isn't live?

I may have heard the words Garland and injured Morton goal from a Jamar free kick which he gave off. 6 points gap now.

Our goal kicking sounds like it's way off. Aussie and Jurrah dominating? Brisbane goal, thanks to Buchanan.

Jurrah. Goal. Star even in China.

That's a much better link, thanks. At least I can listen to it without it breaking up every 2 seconds. Typical. Trust our most important player to do an injury in the most meaningless game ever. Edit: JAMAR IS BACK OUT ON THE GROUND. Woo.

That just made it worse. Now it's stuck in 74% buffering. All this effort and all I've managed to hear was "Newton kicks to nobody". Kill me.

Ok so I tried opening the link in Explorer and now it's working, and by working I mean buffering for half an hour to show me 2 seconds of garbage pixelated image. I call rubbish!

OK stupid question then, when you open the link, what do you click on to start playing? Because nothing seems to start it unless I drag the time bar and then it shows me something totally random.

I'm on Firefox (and using cable), and when I click on the link it buffers for hours and then I get Chinese news?!