Jaded No More

Under 100 points. Well done Melbourne. Another stunning failure.

Jetta off to hospital apparently Hope his head is ok!

I swear I didnt. I'm further away now. Good to know we don't suck because of me. Phew!

I see normal programming has resumed. Carry on disappointing Melbourne.

Because this club never does a thing to complain about the bias umpiring. We should privately approach the AFL with a tape and protest.

Hope it's not the dreaded concussion again!

It is obviously my fault I left and we've switched on. Sorry everyone for that first half.

[censored] you and [censored] this. I'm out. First time ever in my entire Melbourne supporting life that I'm leaving at half time

Jesse Hogan into the midfield. Inspired stuff. I wanna vomit watching this.

I actually want to cry. I haven't felt like this in so long. Leaving at half time. I'm done. No more taking this humiliation. Not worth it. My mental health is worth more than this [censored] joke of a football club.

Had Mark Neeld hijacked the coaching box? I'm having flashbacks Welcome back to the darkest days.

[censored] off Tom McDonald.

Half time margaritas I think [censored] wasting my Sunday watching us playing like a bunch of weak skill less heartless pricks

Most humiliating loss of the season coming up Well done to everyone. Except the poor forwards who haven't seen the ball

Game over. Well done Melbourne. Only took 19 minutes. 4 more weeks left. Thank god.

Different week same rubbish We are so loose it's sickening. Hope they all have the flu this week again because no other excuse will do

[censored] off McDonald. You're one of my favourite players but you need to drag yourself off. Pathetic leadership. Midfield is a [censored] disgrace.

Why are we not manning up? Wtf?!

McDonald and Lumumba. Comedy of costly errors.

Feeling like my plan to have post match margaritas with friends is going to be a useful way to drown my sorrows. We are no chance sadly.

[censored] luck We are so getting done tomorrow.

Ugh. Plays best game of the year, does his hammy. Typical.

I'm pretty ashamed to live in a country so backward that gay marriage isn't even allowed to be put on the table for a vote Two very good friends of mine are gay, and it hurts me more than anything to know that our pathetic prime minister doesn't think they should be treated the same as the rest of us heterosexual people. As if heterosexual marriages with their 50% divorce rates are something so sacred. Pretty bloody stupid.

I ask myself that everydayI would love to have him back, but he probably isn't what we need right now

We need Salem back. Desperately lacking polish at half back.