Very Jaded

Gotta start getting on top in clearances. This is an issue week in week out in first halves.

Lever 2 goals to Miochek in a minute. Pies isolating him and he’s losing it one on one. This is exactly why nobody, least of all us supporters, trust this team. We are not a killer instinct team.

Anyone on Miochek?

What is going on with the forwardline???

We might start hitting targets and win. But we might not and that’s a worry. We are playing right into their hands.

To Collingwoods credit they are doing exactly the right thing. Not letting us move the ball cleanly and blocking the outlet on the Langdon wing. Well done to them.

Oliver held. Block free kick Collingwood. How?

Oliver 3 touches. Needs to get on his bike.

We do but there’s plenty of time to turn it around. We are not hitting targets or winning clearances. Luckily Pies are no better.

We look terrible. There I said it. Oliver needs to get going.

Omfg Tmac ?‍♀️?‍♀️?‍♀️?‍♀️

Makes up for the one before that wasn’t called.

Our field kicking is horrible

Pies setting up well.

Why this umpire again? Why? ?

Extremely nervous about this. Hope we are switched on and start well. Crush their hopes early.

TMac warming up. Good news. Uterus going strong.

We are surely the only supporter base in the country who on game day discuss what we are eating and drinking and it’s not VB and a servo pie, but smoked meat and aged whiskey and salad and cheese ?

Funnily enough the fact this is Buck’s last game makes me think our guys will take this match more seriously as they know the Pies will come out swinging. Maybe that works in our favor. We won’t be caught off guard like we did against Adelaide. To go into the bye 12-1 sets us up beautifully for a strong tilt at a top 2 finish and guaranteeing ourselves a run of MCG finals* *pending that biatch Covid

Completely agree. Besides we are at the beginning of our premiership window. If we recruit well we can stay in that window for 4-5 years or even longer. Like Geelong have. That means looking at the age profile and depth of all positions on the ground and recruiting for replacements based on most urgent needs. With Jetta all but gone and Hibbo pushing 32, Smith unlikely to make it and speculative kids in the VFL, we need to look for a ready made mid sized defender with speed.

Bagels, another coffee to do nothing for my rising anxiety about this match, and a pray to the uterus of Mrs McDonald to remain inactive for another 10-12 hours.

Agreed and good practice for our game against Geelong in round 22. It’s not our home game so I don’t care haha

We want West Coast to win this. Nobody needs Richmond in the top 4 come season end. Nobody.

To be fair, would you get out of bed to watch this enthralling duel? I can’t even be bothered finding the tv remote to turn on Kayo for this game.

Was always going to travel up unless his wife was in active labor. So unless Jon knows the schedule of Tom’s wife’s uterus, I think we will need to wait until tomorrow lunchtime.