Very Jaded

This is so wonderful. So far outside my 10km 😢

RIP Melbourne supporters

WHO SIGNED OFF ON THIS BEING A NIGHT GAME????

Are you even a Melbourne supporter if you don’t cheese?

I cried a lot watching this. Ugly cry watch today: 2

I’ve had a few tears already this morning. Feeling heartbroken waking up to record case numbers in Victoria and knowing in any other year I would have been at the MCG today cheering on the boys. It has been an awful year. You’d be hard pressed to find a Melbournian who isn’t burnt out and just sad. But our boys have given us so much hope in a year that feels hopeless. And so much joy in a year where joy has been hard to find. I am incredibly proud of what our club has achieved already. What our team stands for, and how well they’ve represented the jumper on and off the field. Today we deserve to win. We’ve been the best team for the majority of the season. We finished on top. We beat every team bar one. We smashed records in defense. We smashed our own win loss records as a club. We have done everything right, and I think it’s fair to say we all need a win in Melbourne right now. Every single one of us. Go Dees ❤️🏆💙

I’m already sick of Basil 🤮

I’m just glad we don’t have toilet paper shortages anymore.

My household for the next 13 hours. RIP me.

The last game we lost in 2021 was to the Dogs. Enjoy your nightmares Demonlanders

Less than 24 hours

Who else feels sick with nerves? It’s really hitting me that I haven’t thought about the possibility of losing all week. Just been dreaming about winning. That is a worry as it’s setting me up for a massive letdown if we don’t win.

Hardly a surprise I guess.

Didn’t know BT was also in charge of Mailchimp down at 7. Explains a lot.

Rivers is my bet.

I’m predicting a 6-8 weeks suspension and a Norm Smith 😂

Viney looks ready to murder.

Good amount of goal kicking which is excellent. The Ox is on Kayo!

Every time Trac smashed a ball thru the goals I’m like “SAVE THE HAMMY” 😂 I’m not ok.

Teen girls love a mullet 🤦‍♀️

Anyone know if it’ll also be on Kayo?

I’m gonna throw up. It just hit me. I don’t like it.

True. But they’re still close mates and they would have trained together.

Good interview. He’s not happy with where he’s at but he wants to fight it out and be part of our success. Good for him. He has a good head on his shoulders and I’m confident he can play a role in this team.

Libba and Weightman. Hate them both and both are crucial to the Dogs winning.