Jaded No More

Not sure if that is a compliment or not 😂

Can confirm I too have a Cavoodle and he is the greatest thing for everyone’s mental health We need to resurrect the dog thread. Now that was a positive thread if ever I saw one!

I thought they ruled May out? 🤷‍♀️

I don't see the big deal with Adelaide dropping Rachele. He's a young player, and the Crows obviously have given him things to work out that he isn't doing. It could be things that to the naked eye are impossible to judge, like two way running or pressure acts etc. It's definitely not unusual for a young player, especially one in a role where it is difficult to always be making an impact, to be dropped. I highly doubt they would even entertain trading him.

For his sake I hope he gets a deal somewhere else where he can be best 22. While not a perfect player by any means, he's certainly good enough to play more regularly than he has with us.

Thank you @WalkingCivilWar as always. Your training reports are one of the few truly fun and positive reads on Demonland. And a special thank you from me to you for all the love you've shown Clarry!

When Woey was traded to Collingwood I was still in high school. My best friend at the time was also a mad Melbourne supporter and Woey was her favourite player. When he was traded, she no joke took a week off school because she was so distraught. She was hysterical. He used to be my neighbour, and she went to his house and left him a note to say how upset she was he was leaving. It was giving stalker energy. I have lost touch with her many moons ago, but whenever I see Taj running around I think of her and wonder if she's smiling watching another Woewodin run around in red and blue.

If he doesn't have his charge reduced at the appeals board, then I reckon you are spot on 🙃

Or is that a negative?

Thank you Staff. It was the get together at your house that, if you believe Max, changed the course of history for this club and propelled us to win a flag. You have been instrumental in achieving that premiership, and will forever be a MFC great for doing so. Wishing you all the very best in the future.

He was wearing the wrong black and white stripes

Absolute tragedy. RIP Sam.

Christian Petracca endorsed this news on social media. Good enough for me

And Petty up forward, oh my!

Does it take one to know one? Asking for Jack.

Incoming meltdowns that we gave him too many years in 3...2...1.... Well done Jack. Never in doubt. Red and blue forever.

I hope it's also a celebration of Maynard getting a well deserved smack down.

I'm quite partial to Paris in the spring. Kosi and I are therefore both leaving.

I hope Punt Road End's server is big enough to handle a daily ALL CAPS meltdown about his non selection

Is your coriander Kade Chandler approved?

I don't think Gus will be involved in anything, will he @WalkingCivilWar? I hope if he does, that the club makes a massive deal about it, because I reckon you'll get 10,000 more fans there if they know we are getting to farewell Gus properly. I will of course be there regardless, as will my husband, who is gutted to be losing his favourite player Nibbler

If we traded Kosi for Houston, I reckon you would be able to take an early retirement from the money you'd make off the Demonland meltdowns.

This is what happened yesterdy

Andy IS Tom Morris

Oliver has NEVER said he was leaving, nor has the club since last year. Viney is about to sign an extension. Trac has his own issues, and the club has told you multiple times he is going nowhere. Just because fans are melting down over the fake news about our demise, doesn't mean Kosi is.