Jaded No More

Fritsch is in the rooms with the doctor

Weather forecast is wrong as usual. Why oh why can’t Melbourne just ease up with the rain?!

I can't wait to spend 48 minutes post game trying to get inside Richmond station and waiting for a train What a time to be alive!

First final since 2018 for us Victorians. If you don't attend today you are a fool. I'll be voiceless by quarter time.

Tom Lynch should just kick for goal better

I asked the puppy who he thought would win tonight. He was non committal. Worrying.

Lachie Neale is next level. He was the difference. His talent stood out.

How about we ALL get what we want. Endless premierships for all Dees fans

I think it’s funny and important to make fun of yourself. I don’t have an issue with it. I have an issue with our fans coming to games to clap politely like they’re at a funeral or the theater. Get feral!

Thanks. It was yesterday. But the real party will be tonight if we win.

All I asked for my birthday is a Melbourne win. Let’s Go Dees! Also please Melbourne fans come and be loud! Make noise and get the umpires on our side and lift the boys. We missed out last year and it still hurts. Don’t take this opportunity for granted.

But has the battery died yet? I swear I only charged it once a week. My iPhone is lucky to last 2 hours.

Crystal clear like homemade porn recorded on a Nokia 3310

The Richmond song at the end. Lol. Lachie Neale is a superstar.

I meant because our backline would never let this level of non defending happen. Steven May would rather punch a teammate than concede 16 goals.

Our backline is having a nervous breakdown watching this game

Brisbane fans booing Zorko is funny.

My favorite footy photo of all time.

Defense is non existent in this game. Horrible.

Let’s go Brisbane.

Watch him kick 13 tomorrow

Hibbo is a massive loss if he doesn’t get up. A perfect match up for Papley.

I think they have every right to be confident. They are no more delusional than some on Demonland who have suggested the game will be over by half time and we win by 10 goals. 2022 is not 2021.

Great omen. Same thing happened last year.