Jaded No More

It took 9 hours to write it. I presume it’s going to take 50 minutes to read it.

Adorable. I love an Oodle. I assume he is one.

And they also failed English because they can NeVEr Spel

You forgot the crazy person you went to school with who posts insane conspiracy theories

We should start a dog thread where everyone show their cute dogs and post dog videos. It can be a therapeutic place to go when the appeal fails or when we lose.

Don’t forget dog videos.

Way too long

At this rate he will be retired before this verdict is handed down.

What will take longer; this appeal or the coronation?

Nothing surer

He will go straight from the appeals board to FF at this rate

Live scenes from the appeals board

Is this good or bad or is everyone drunk?

If this was a Geelong player does anyone really think this would even be cited?

Anyone who doesn’t have their dog on top of pecking order is a psychopath. Dogs > Melbourne > children > spouse > AFL tribunal

I nailed my law exam in year 12

I know you said you haven’t read the proceedings, but once you do I would be interested in your opinion of our defense. I’m not a lawyer but I wasn’t impressed. AFL seem to have made a stronger argument.

It’s not looking good. I imagine they’re trying to come up with a statement that won’t send the AFL community into meltdown. Again.

Would be best 22 at a lot of clubs. If I was his manager I’d get him to another club.

Where is the duty of care for the spaghetti?

He should sue them for letting two thugs break his throat in a game

There are better lawyers on this website ffs. Why was our argument so weak?

Where is the Carlton lawyer?