La Dee-vina Comedia

How would you feel if you called the Incontinence Helpline and the person at the other end responded to your call with "Please hold"? Would it help?

Excellent training report. If Mihocek is ready, do you see all four of him, van Rooyen, Jefferson and Heath all playing in the one team? If not, who misses?

Has there been any evidence at training so far this pre-season that he might be a supporting ruckman?

May the force be with you.

I think that's the Vitruvian Man theory of "perfect dimensions" as best seen in the drawing of Leonardo da Vinci. However, I think some footballers have longer arms than others. I always thought one of Robbie Flower's great strengths was his longer reach compared with anyone else of the same height. It allowed him to outmark his opponents. (It wasn't just his reach, of course. It was also his talent, courage, etc).

I assume you've excluded Viney because his longest "bombs" don't travel that far?

So, he'll be a key position forward for day games and an onballer for night games?

That would have meant something completely different in the days of Mopsy Fraser, Carl Ditterich and the other so-called "hard men" of football.

As a matter of interest, are the public kept out of the Casey ground by the club or by the ground manager? There might be good reasons why the ground manager keeps the public out, such as cost, public liability, etc.

That's a description of Paul Chapman. If Tholstrup plays that role as well as Chapman did, I'll be very happy.

This is what happens when social media is banned for people under the age of 16. All of a sudden, adult material appears everywhere. I'm genuinely surprised the autocensor thingy didn't block the second word in Ghosty's post.

Because she's not sure she should eat them: Can Pigs Eat Licorice? The Truth About This Sweet Treat - lulusbank.com

Let's not. Put on your headphones, close your eyes, sit in a comfortable chair and listen to the waves of sound you'll hear in Rachmaninov's 2nd piano concerto. Glorious. And as a bonus, while you're listening to the slower, second movement, you'll get to hear where Eric Carmen's "All By Myself" came from.

Neither see a Goodwin as the reason to select a better team?

What about Adam Goodes, Buddy Franklin and Lewis Jetta? Did they play together at Sydney?

Well, Demonlanders, now that Picket's taken the bait, do I reel him in or just leave him hanging?

Does the same metric apply to tall forwards?

It was such a coincidence that his first and last games were against Essendon and that our first game after his passing was also against Essendon. It's the sort of fixturing that the AFL tries to contrive today, but it was all the more emotional then precisely because the game had been scheduled long before the tsunami.

Spike Milligan: "You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all the people some of the time, which is just long enough to be president of the United States."

Sparrow intrigues me. If he plays the way he has played the last few years, he might not get a game. But was that because he was playing a particular role under Goodwin? Can he show more under a new coaching regime?

Classic Demonland (and Picket Fence) "glass half empty" post. The "glass half full" response would be that if he gets a game in 2026, he's got himself super-fit and improved his skills. Either way, he's got another year to prove himself.

Not much point continuing with the "Gender: Not telling"

Your point? Has Chris Fagan?

We really do need an irony font so people don't misunderstand some posts on here.

The best jumpers in the competition have always been the simplest ones, especially those with a dominant dark colour contrasting with a second, bright colour. The standard Melbourne, Essendon, Richmond and Carlton jumpers are examples. The worst jumpers are those which are too busy with overly stylised motifs, such as West Coast Eagles. And whoever thought that the colour of sunburnt skin contrasting with yellow was a good choice for the Gold Coast Suns should have their design credentials stripped from them.