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Exactly. That why the idiots at AFL HQ could even consider an odd number of teams. The lying spin will be that teams will look forward to the bye to reinvigorate even those “lucky” enough to get the bye round 1 or 2 or 22 or 23 🤮😱😡🤢

Strangle, suffocate then score. The Demon way.

KC Still no word as to JVR's late withdrawal?? And, doesn't sound like anyone is kicking the door down right now.

2016: 174 handballs to 76 kicks 2.28:1 2017: 482 v 177 2.72:1 2018: 472 v 262. 1.80:1 2019: 413 v 248. 1.66:1 2020: 230 v 195. 1.18:1 2021: 431 v 358. 1.20:1 ........................... 2022 (to date): 48 handballs to 56 kicks. 0.86:1 these ratios reflect even more his development into a far more balanced and mature team player, and his kicking has markedly improved over the journey. Handball remains elite.

Well, it will, to paraphrase one of their loudmouthed, multichinned ex presidents, be their grand final.

Thanks TMD - much appreciated.

Did the Cats take amphetamines, or did they dope the Pies with Valium? Swab the lot of them. Still, a long season and the Cats will tire by the late rounds.

and now three Cats disputing vehemently . .... no 50! FMD. (Which would have been a gimme goal - 4 or was it 6 against us in the CFC preseason?)

Look to already have fallen in a hole this quarter

Apparently OK for Hawkins to do what none of our guys could in the practice match v Carlton .... mouth off after a free against

How can the Cats possibly be surging so long after bedtime? Unnatural ... something to do with daylight savings changes 🤔

Merely stating the bleeding obvious. They may as well do it next Monday and get it over with

Geelong well past their bed time once again. They should really demand day games only.

OMG - Selwood the ducking winger HTB, goal Collingwood .... then a second free. Great culture Cats. Then, Selwood again missed an easy tackle on Sidebum. He is going too get really angry and maybe completely loses it.

Well, it was Geelong, and Dangerfield at that

Yes ... certainly a dilemma. Of course if Cats did get to finals they wouldn't be likely to get past a prelim. OMG - a pretty soft free, then a gift goal 50m to Dunderfield

Again, any reason that JVR was a late out?

any word on the reason for JVR absence?

Brayshaw Oliver Jackson Langdon Harmes Bowey

IF that is the case BBB for TMCD and Lever for Hunt or maybe Tommo? Smith?

Like every player in the team - given a rôle and does it well. Sure a few more excitement goals would add but to me he is doing what is asked of him.

How in the world was that not a Frittata mark? STD - quite appropriate really.

Sydney forward line totally dysfunctional - Dogs not much better.

Actually, totally believable 🙄😡

Borat incorrect disposal in front of Sydney goal - play on. No way would they miss that the other way. 25 to 8 at ¾ time. More that a threefold ratio. No accident.