Bitter but optimistic

A win for the ages I hate those [censored]. We kicked the absolute [censored] out of them

Bitter is on route to an afternoon of bloodsport To quote one almost as famous as my good self “We shall jolly well smash them like a guitar “

Bah! The gown was a disappointment - no cleavage and too loose to show arse contours. Back to the footy for me.

I'm getting very excited!!!

Fair enough, but you can at least take a few of my warning points as well.

I'm trying to read Demonland and watch The Wedding simultaneously - but I'm torn. The Lads are watching too and have promised to alert me when the bride arrives.

Give yourself a ban for vulgarity Demonland.

Bah! Vulgar doggerel which, unsurprisingly receives likes from a bloke who displays his underwear and a known pervert from Westralia.

You're a [censored] sicko Deemented.

Yes but wearing the Megan mask has created a whole new log of claims

Currently there's a bit of a cash flow issue at The Manor. The maid is demanding a pay rise or she'll Rob Doyle me and The Lads appetite for coca leaf seems insatiable. Nonetheless, I'll sell off a quarter decent shiraz and kick in.

Thanks Jane.

Well good evening folks. Your good old Uncle Bitter has been very busy of late and thus neglected my faithful readership. Questions without notice for picket fence. Did you attend the recent man cave exhibition? If so, was it a life changing experience for you? To curious matters. Did anyone notice that today's Herald Sin was offering Megan face masks? I thought it a splendid idea and have obtained a number of the said items. I intend having the maid wear them during her ..... err ... extra curricula activities at The Manor. Oh and a PS to Ernie. For a person in a state of deceasedness you are becoming painfully sanctimonious. You're dead Ernie - live it up!

A very hard game to apportion votes - especially from an armchair view Harmes Clarrie Brayshaw lever Jones Tmac

Ho Hum another win. Getting monotonous really.

Yeah Wadda - she doesn't mind getting down and dirty.

Go Blues!!! Never thought I'd write that! BTW. What a team/club are the Swans? Never write them off.

Bitter's prediction. We'll [censored] this in !!!!!!

Correct dc! If there is a deliberate blow to the throat ( worthy of a free) why isn't there a report? BTW, I also agree that Jesse "milked" it.

Wadda you obviously observed that I've had a break from Demonland in order to give the maid her bonus.

Clarrie. What a gun we have here. Gawn. Dominant again with the bonus of being able to go forward. Brayshaw. He's back! Jones. Captain's effort. Hogan. Covers huge territory but can get back for a goal. A real weapon. Lever. Classy in defence. This is why we got him.

Can't agree with the negatives above. First time in a long time we looked like a fair dinkum footy team!

I've just returned to the welcoming bosom of The Manor so will be an armchair expert today. I confidently predict a minimum 6 goal victory which I shall celebrate with the maid.

Maybe just a bit of soreness Steve. The hard surface at Shithole stadium would likely test a bloke with a tender foot.

Been busy of late so I've just caught up with this thread. I must say, I believe that it is the only time in my life that thoughts of Justin Bieber have come to my mind.