Bitter but optimistic

Well dc that makes it even [censored] sillier to call yourself Xander ! What the [censored] is wrong with Alex?

Xander !! FMD! I think Eddie must have spent too much time watching " Buffy the Vampire Slayer" to stick his son with that monicker.

Luci allow me this opportunity to cliche ! (cue @WalkingCivilWar rabbiting on, using some yank dialect, about my misuse of cliche as a verb ) Let's take it one game at a time.

Thanks Luci. A nice selection that provides an insight into the paper baggers "thinking"!

Well explained Red. If Maynard gets off, the system is even more corrupt ( or just plain silly) than I imagined .

Hipwood might be a great bloke - no idea at all But geez he just looks a total w anker !

Ordinary performance! Made the filth look good!

My seats are under cover level but only corporate bars on that level What a [censored] up !!

It's just started pissing down rain at The Manor.

I shall be heading off shortly and, as I estimate there will be approximately 40 -50 k additional car thieves in Melbourne this evening, I shall be entrusting myself to public transport. Of course there is a downside. As @Wadda We Sing pointed out earlier this means sharing a carriage with filth supporters. In addition to this, I am forced to pass through St. Albans, where the train is likely to be invaded by pickpockets and muggers. ( aka @WalkingCivilWar 's neighbours and besties) The things we do for the team we love!

She slurps every last morsel of froth out of the cup!

The Manor’s attack dog needed a game day caffein hit to settle the nerves

Maybe ... but a large gathering of filth supporters at the G will ensure dangerous levels of various bacteria and poxes. A face mask might be a reasonable precaution.

I would love to see Carlton smashed by Sydney after watching the Dees give the filth a touch up. That would ensure a terrific weekend of gaiety and frolics at The Manor.

Excellent preparation Wadda ...... but you also need to include disinfectant ( industrial strength ) to your survival kit.

Well this the big one ... and I mean BIG ONE ! Win this and we can start polishing up the plinth to set The 2023 Cup on. Predictions from The Manor. JVR - 3 goals Clarrie - 30 possies and BOG. Max - a big captain's game ! Dees by 17.

Classic picket !!!!!!!!

Max cops plenty of whacks to the head and rarely gets a free Clarrie is in a similar boat. Umpires are [censored] poor in this regard and yet the bleat about protecting the head continues from the AFL.

Red, do this thread a favour and ban those [censored] emoji illiteracies !!! Oh ..... also ban yourself for using one.

Mate you read my question - it's a question FFS ! Do you find death threats concealed in your Christmas cards ?

I wonder if current technology could provide some sort of DNA testing at the turnstiles?

Those figures represent crowds at a match. They say nothing about supporter break up. Is that so?

Blood hell, sheilas are taking over the world! Soon there'll no jobs at all for us blokes.

They most likely the laptop SirWYL, so probably encountered some difficulty doing that.

Something similar to your nickname.