ICU2 Jerry Jerry

Smashed in the air again.

Jeff has run under the ball and squibbed 2 easy AFL marks already. Unforgivable to do it twice in a half. Bruise free stuff from Jeff. Won't play next week

Omac. Just clueless

People feeling "sorry" for Chunk do realise he's made more money than Sam Mitchel, Jordan Lewis and Joel Selwood by playing his footy at Melbourne yeah? We have been terrible, yet had to pay a min cap to someone didn't we . . . His best was b+ footy. Great fella, great Melbourne man whose done very well financially out of the club too. It's not going to be a fairytale and we need a whole lot more out of a skipper. Love the chunk but it's time to move on.

The problem with the club is that there is no club. We're nomads. We have no spiritual home to walk the halls of after training. No tangible history to embrace, forget the G . . . It's just where we play. We're like a start up club trying to create something out of nothing. The 12 flags count for nought. We have no soul. The players, staff, coaches can all change but in the end we don't stand for anything and we aren't anywhere. That's reality How do you take you're kid down to "the club"? There is no club Every other club in the league has a club, their club not a temporary share arrangement with 2 other teams [censored]

The Melbourne football club IQ average is about 75

The most putrid thing about this club is the lack of learning. We play the same game on repeat every week. The opposition simply doesn't matter. We have a hell of a lot of dumb at our club

We over complicate footy. 1 on 1 we would beat most sides, definitely St Kilda. So stuff zone defence and just play the shoulder and win the hardball. Impossible team to watch. I hate watching us play

Weiderman deliberately running under it to avoid contact is my new rage trigger. Harden up

Time to get serious about this umpiring nonsense. It's been killing us for years

Goals from point blank make me spew. It's so bloody pathetic

Put Jones in the forward pocket for the rest of the game. He can kick a goal but not hit a target around ground.

Richie Vandenberg wasn't captain when the Hawks won the first of 4 flags. Why is Jones. It's over, it was over last year for him. It's much more of an issue that it looks from a glance. How are the young guys expected to take orders from a bloke who does nothing on game day. Nothing

Ya know . . . Excuses this, surgery that, when we get (x) player back we'll structure up this, umpires that . . . Whatever. All I know is this is year 37 I don't get my [censored] turn, longer for others. Yes I'm whinging and yes there are more important things in the world . . . But when your winters are affected by the emotional and financial investment in the club as much as they are. I'm sorry but put up or [censored] off We're owed the glory now. We've put the money and tears in for too damn long

We're a fraudulent side. We gather inside 50s by putting more numbers at the source and forward of ball. Fraud. The numbers are irrelevant. We leave 4 oppo forwards goalside ALL GAME

Nowhere near it. We're so far off top 8 level it's frightening

My inflatable Jessie Hogan is sitting in the corner of the lounge room right now . . . Scared . . . Scared of the fork that's coming from the kitchen drawer . . . He knows he's going in the bin (aggressively deflated) but doesn't know exactly when. I'm actually having fun with this

Fremantle you are my no1 enemy now. Stuff the lot of you. We're happy to keep Hogan you idiots, but, we DO have a contingency plan that you're now screwing with. Whatever happens in this TP from here, we are going to bury you and pummel you for the next decade. No mercy. #raisehell

Watching Dravid bat is more exciting than this trade period

This is what being a good side looks like. Fringe players like Dean "Hurt Locker" Kent will seek opportunity elsewhere whilst we move in some ready made pieces. I wish him the absolute best. Can play. But not an AFL midfielder with his tank and too injury prone for any more than 1y deals. Hope he makes a fist of it at the Saints

15 - 3 free kicks None for in that qtr

CORRUPTION

Something is seriously wrong. This is outrageous umpiring. Haven't been paid anything for 25 minutes

Bugg with his first straight disposal of the day. Rippa goal. And no charity required

Honestly they've had 10 consecutive free kicks including 5 inside 50 this is extraordinary